We’re ready for the game.
– We’ll start in an 8-8-4 formation It’s important that the 8 in
midfield run forward. We’re quite a few people, so a lot of
people can run at the same time. Final point – This Valerenga team has
barely won a single game this year We should win this. Are you ready? We’re up against 22 players. Just hoof the ball long
towards the strikers. We can’t play through 22 players.
That won’t work. They have two goal keepers. Okay, boys! We have to run even if we are
twice as many. Let’s win this. Don’t give up too much space.
That sounds impossible, but the
pitch is quite big. Are you sure we’re 22? It doesn’t
look that way. Win that duel. Get in there! Nice work goalkeepers. Are we really that bad? Sorry. They get through too easy, lads! We must set up two walls. We’ll move to the right and you
move to the left. They can’t score now. Nice save, goalie! Into the middle. You’re too slow, Golden. That’s dangerous! Nice save, goalie number 2! They’re pressing us. Wake up, Golden Goal! Nice work, goalie! No! Come on, Christopher! That wasn’t a free kick. Get into the box! Jump? Let’s jump. That’s a joke of a free kick. They do this in other matches too.
Get the ball into the damn box. If this was a top league game, what
would Bojan do there? It’s just as stupid to do it here. Let them shoot – they’re not
very good at it. Listen to Elvestad. Get it upwards. Nice work, goalie. No! Nice pass, Elvestad. That’s the
best you’ve done so far. That’s decent! Keep 3 men in defense. Get 15 men into the box. Mark one each! Nice header, Muri Fucking, Muri. He gets his head
on everything. Listen to Elevestad. Cross it, Golden! Fuck, he’s so good. He’s just been
injured – tackle him! That’s a cheap call. What’s happening now? Nice save! This is dangerous, Henrik.
– Yeah, but we must try something. Out, everyone! (Half time) 2-0, lads. That’s a respectable
scoreline against a team from
the top division. It’s not good enough though. We’re crap. Absolutely awful.
– Of course we’re crap. That’s why
we need to be so many. We could try to play better though. Very good goalkeeping. We must try and establish pressure
and just keep them their half. Come on, Golden Goal. We must surely be able to take
the ball off that guy… Take him out! They have a good goalie too! Two goalies woks well. No!?! Penalty? We gifted them that… Okay, lads. This isn’t over yet. Well, it is. But let’s keep on going. You got him, Henrik. I didn’t think Morten Berre was that
good. Holy fuck! Humiliating! Why don’t you do that
in regular games, Fellah? Yes! Excellent, Golden! That’s how you do it. You’ve just written football
history, Golden. Shoot quickly! That’s an ok try.