Hey, guys. Yes! Brody! Pete Holmes, you got it! Feel it!
Yeah, in the Valley… Push. I was in The Hangover. Well, I don’t talk about that
anymore, but I was. Why don’t you do that anymore? That’s the old Brody. I’m gonna do this– what do you
think about this joke? I’ll do it here, and then
I’ll do it out there. Here it is. Uh, my television show,
“Enjoy it!” it actually got
reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes. My TV show got reviewed
on Rotten Tomatoes. It got four pickles.
Ha-ha-ha! No, nothing? All right,
four pickles is funny. It got a laugh
in the dressing– I didn’t know
four pickles was good. Way to hate, guys. I’m gonna wing it, [BLEEP] it. You got it! Positive push!
I’m feeling great! I’m intense, I get
road rage at a car wash. I’ve done it. Give me wax! Under armel– what is it?
Okay, Under Armour. Whatever! I made a mistake!
Edit it out! Two VCRs and a Pause button,
I’m Robert Rodriguez… from Austin, Texas,
home of South by Southwest! We’re in Hollywood.
I’m from the Valley. 818 ’til I die.
You got it! I’ll take you up to Mulholland. Okay, I’ll take you up to
Mulholland– okay, stay w–
stop it! I got a lot of things
going on in my head! I sleep on an air mattress. It’s depressing… literally.
There’s a hole in it. I’m back! I’m back! Yes! Boom! Right there! Where’d you go to high school? Chicago. You got it!
The big one, Chicago. And why do you live in LA? I want to make things. He wants to make things, and you
couldn’t do it in Chicago? All right, hard core,
aggressive, let me bring
it back down. When my show did– my show–
I had a show on Comedy Central. And it actually got reviewed
on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, thank you. Uh, it got four pickles,
and uh– New bit! New bit!
I tried it out! I mean, come on, you gotta
give me a chuckle based
off cadence alone! I’m pushing it! I’ll kick the ceiling
and wake the neighbor. I need your energy.
I’m gonna bring it down. I like your style.
You’re a good guy. You grew up here in LA. Hey, it’s okay. What high school did you go to? Pittsfield in Massachusetts. Okay– son of a bitch!
Did you put him up to this? Pittsfield, Illinois? There’s a– is there a
Pittsfield, Massachusetts? Only three people
back me on that? You knew there was a Pittsfield,
Massachusetts, am I correct? Thank you. Sorry that I’m doing
this right now. [BLEEP] that. This crowd deserves me…
not a notebook. You deserve my energy, because
I fought for this moment. I won a contest and I got
to be on this show. Why are you clapping?
You want me out of here? I guess so. Where are you from, Illinois? I’m aggressive! I get B.O. in the shower. Classic bit,
I’ll never retire it! Thank you very much, guys. It went well.
I think Meltdown and Brody– It was a nice, uh,
marriage tonight. I forgot to do
my joke out there. CAMERA GIRL (O.S.):
Which one? My parents got divorced
on eHarmony. Parents… got divorced
on eHarmony. CAMERA GIRL (O.S.):
It’s good. I like it.