Can Canadians Talk Trash?

Can Canadians Talk Trash?


THANKS FOR COMING. THANKS FOR WATCHING. A SPECIAL WELCOME, THOSE OF US WHO JOINED US IN PRIME TIME EARLIER TONIGHT ALONGSIDE GAME THREE OF THE NBA FINALS. IT IS A CONTEST BETWEEN THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS AND RAPTORS OF TORONTO. KEVIN DURANT WAS OUT OF THE LINEUP AGAIN. THE WARRIORS WERE FORCED TO RELY ON THEIR SIX OTHER SECRET WEAPONS TONIGHT. THIS HAS BEEN A VERY INTERESTING WEEK FOR THE SEA OF OAKLAND. NOT ONLY ARE THEY HOSTING THEIR FIFTH NBA FINALS, THEIR CITY COUNCIL VOTED TO DECRIMINALIZE H HALLUCINOGENIC MUSHROOMS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] MORE PEOPLE IN OAKLAND WERE WATCHING THEIR WALLPAPER TONIGHT THAN GAME THREE. BUT FOR THOSE WHO WERE WATCHING, THIS IS WHAT THE GAME LOOKED LIKE.>>THAT’S POOR COMMUNICATION. YOU HAD BOTH GUYS LEAD THE BALL. AND IT’S HIS FIRST SHOT. CURRY AGAINST DANNY GREEN. AND THE THIRD QUARTER COMES TO AN END.>>Jimmy: I LIKE IT. OAKLAND ALSO UNVEILED A — [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] — A NEW CITY MOTTO “I JUST MET GOD AND I’M FREAKIN’ OUT.” ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BORDER, IT WAS PRETTY LOW-KEY, NOT THAT THEY AREN’T EXCITED, BUT THEY’RE VERY EXCITED. BUT CANADIANS AREN’T AS, WHAT’S THE WORD, TERRIBLE AS WE ARE. THEY ARE GENERALLY POLITE AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RIVALRY REARS ITS UGLY HEAD? WE ASKED RAPTORS FANS TO TALK SOME TRASH, GIVE US THE BEST OF THEIR WORST, AND THIS IS WHAT WE GOT.>>TRASH TALK!>>WE’RE TALKING TO CANADIANS AND ASKING THEM TO TRASH TALK THE WARRIORS, YOU READY?>>NOPE. WE DON’T DO THAT HERE.>>WE’RE ASKING CANADIANS TO TRASH TALK THE WARRIORS.>>I WOULD NOT DO THAT AGAINST ANYBODY. CANADIANS DON’T DO THAT.>>LET ME HEAR YOU TRASH TALK THE WARRIORS A LITTLE BIT. TRASH TALK!>>NO, NO, NO. WE ARE POLITE. WE ARE CANADIANS.>>I MEAN, THEY’RE A GREAT TEAM. I DON’T THINK I CAN TRASH TALK THEM. THEY’RE IN THE FINALS FOR A REASON.>>WHY WOULD I TRASH TALK THEM? THEY HAVEN’T DONE NOTHING WRONG TO ME OR MY TEAM. ALL I’M SAYING IS EVERYBODY’S PLAYING RIGHT. SO IF THEY WANT TO WIN THEY BETTER PLAY BETTER THAN US. THAT’S ALL I CAN SAY.>>THAT’S PRETTY HARSH.>>GOLDEN STATE AIN’T SO GOLDEN ANYMORE, HUH?>>YOU’RE LOSSIN’ TONIGHT, YOU’RE LOSIN’. THAT’S IT. THAT’S MY TRASH TALK.>>WE COOK CURRY, TO CURRY’S GOING TO GET COOKED.>>UH, GO TO HELL?>>THAT’S TERRIBLE.>>OH, NO. I DON’T MEAN THAT. I JUST HOPE THEY DON’T WIN.>>NO TRASH. NO. WE CONSOLE THEM WHEN THEY LOSE.>>OKAY, READY? CONSOLE!>>CONSOLE! WELL, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. IT’S ABOUT TIME FOR TORONTO TO BE NUMBER ONE, HEY, HEY, HEY!>>TRASH TALK! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: MY GOD, WHAT KIND OF

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  1. 2:22 That guy made it clear: "why would I trash talk to them? They haven't done nothing wrong to me, or my team" "all I am saying is that everybody is playing it right"
    Let me translate this:
    "They haven't done nothing wrong to me, or my team" = They have only eliminated teams that are not from Toronto.
    "everybody is playing it right" = They have played it in the right way: losing to us.
    "if they want to win, they'd better play better than us" = they are clearly not as good as us, since they didn't win
    "that's all I can say"= that's it for now. I will say more about the warriors if they can be cooperative again next year.

  2. Mmmhm well why did I see someone trash talk in Canada and run off with drugs when I visited? She got tased tho

  3. Here's the thing about Canadians: there's a difference between being "polite" and being "friendly". We have a reputation to maintain, after all. So just because our words and tone are calm, that doesn't mean we aren't quietly judging you. We prefer to just show you up more than we tell you off.😏

    When Canadians trash talk, I think it's mostly to other Canadians (like, over hockey). We use a lot of colloquial language, which people outside of Canada might not understand.

  4. Too bad millions couldn't come together for something that matters like clean water air transport energy returning land to native peoples rightfully theirs… basketball f'in brains 😨

  5. The one ex who would used the F word a lot and turned into a dragon during fights was Canadian.. 🤷‍♀️

  6. OK, I want to live in Canada.
    Folks there know how to waste their powers to actually be free, not just bragging about evil spirits.

  7. There is a concept in Star Trek called Mirror Universe, where all the people are the same, just evil and with mustaches. What im saying is, the US is Canadas evil universe doppelgaenger.

  8. You just picked fans from the wrong sport – if it was the Maple Leafs in the Stanley Cup finals, you better believe they'd trash talk their opponents. Heck, they burned down half of Vancouver when they lost to Boston.

  9. That's confusing, when you consider Raptors fans held the biggest grudge in NBA history with Vince Carter after he asked for a trade and it's not even like they were going very far with him lol. Canadian sports fans also rioted when the Canucks lost the Stanley Cup finals didn't they?

  10. I feel I have wasted 10 years of my age in U.S.! I should have lived in Canada! No racism! No Islamophobia!!

  11. When she said Curry is gonna get cooked tonight , being from Canada, she could be a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey fan thinking back in the 1980's
    when Yari Kuri played for the Edmonton Oilers ? Maybe Possible but unsure.

  12. As a Canadian myself we answer the bell to everything but the canadians hate wars like the us causing everyday

  13. Yo, I'm Canadian in the HOCKEY season, y'all gonna be disappointed…. 🇨🇦🇨🇦 forever

  14. Raptors are American in every other sense than the franchise's geographical location, no? 2:52 Have to be sisters/twins – adorable! 🙂 3:01 ended up delivering quite the trash talk immediately following his insistence on "no trash" 😉

  15. sure, we may not be the best at trash talk, but at least most of us can actually identify Canada and the U.S on a map….

  16. As a Canadian, I would like to apologize for my fellow Canadians' docility. I assure you, we an be much more trashy…just come to Quebec

  17. How to get canadians to trash talk? Ask them about French Canadians. Just ask the teens. Actually if you want to find the rude ass people they're all in Quebec that's the America of Canada. Yikes. 💀

  18. It's only us prairie boys from Saskatchewan and Alberta that will drag you all over the floor and make you feel lower than a depressed anorexic if you piss us off.

  19. Trump supporters can suck my maple dipped cock…………..and don’t wear that MAGA HAT on your Canadian vacation unless you want to get beat up .

  20. Yeah that’s right. Keep perpetuating this stereotype of us. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly… 😈
    You don’t wanna know what these people say when the cameras off.

    I know plenty of trash talking, rude, inconsiderate jerkoffs. Sometimes I’m one of them.

  21. After asking Canadians to trash talk, he should have asked Warrior fans to trash talk. The Canadians would have had to take an actual shower to feel clean again.

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