Garrick Bernard on Using the N-Word – Up Next – Uncensored

Garrick Bernard on Using the N-Word – Up Next – Uncensored


YA’LL DON’T HAVE TO KEEP
TELLING ME THAT YOU SAW
BLACK PANTHER. LIKE CAN, I GET
A YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON. YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON
I GET IT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP
TELLING ME THAT SHIT. BUT STOP ACTING LIKE THAT’S
REPARATIONS AND I GET THAT MONEY. I DON’T, BRO. YOU KNOW.
WE HAVE OTHER INTERESTS. EVERY TIME YOU SEE
A BLACK PERSON YOU DON’T HAVE TO JUST LIST
ALL THE BLACK SHIT YOU KNOW. LIKE ONE TIME
SOMEONE CAME UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE “HEY
DO YOU LISTEN TO SEAL?” WHAT. DOES HE DRINK LEAN?
THEN NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. JUST BE OBSERVANT FOR A SECOND,
JUST LOOK ME AND SAY “OK, SO GARRICK WEARS SKINNY
JEANS AND GLASSES. YOU WATCH ANIME RIGHT?”
YES I DO. LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT. AND LOOK AND SOUND
LIKE A RUSTIC STEVE URKEL. OF COURSE I LOVE ANIME BRO.
OF COURSE I DO. I’M FROM L.A. I GUESS I SHOULD BE COOLER
BECAUSE.. ALSO A SIDE NOTE. I’M SORRY SAN FRANCISCO. I HAD NO IDEA
OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS SO POOR. YOU KNOW LIKE JUST RECENTLY
I GOT OFF THE TRAIN I WAS WEARING A DODGERS CAP AND IMMEDIATELY I HEARD
“NAW! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!” I’M LIKE OH MY GOD. I TURNED AROUND JUST A NIGGA ON
A SCOOTER WEARING AIRPODS I’M LIKE.. THAT’S THE RUDEST ANDROID
I’VE EVER SEEN. OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST. I’M OVER BEING FROM L.A.
I’M OVER IT BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS IS ALL YOUR FRIENDS
MOVE OUT OF THE CITY, RIGHT?
AND THEN IT JUST GETS FILLED AND PEOPLE NOT FROM THERE
THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT THE CITY THAT RAISED YOU TO YOUR FACE
LIKE FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT L.A. I HATE THE TRAFFIC.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TRAFFIC. YOU, BRO. YOU’RE WHY. THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE
THE HOUSE THE ENTIRE TIME. YOU’RE THE ONE THAT CHOSE
TO MOVE TO A CITY THAT’S BEEN AT CAPACITY
FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS AND I SAY 20 YEARS CAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY HOW LONG
IT TAKES PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT DREAMS DON’T COME TRUE. LIKE STOP FUCKING MOVING
HERE, MAN. I DUNNO. YOU GET TO SEE A LOT OF DOPE
STUFF I GUESS LIKE THE OTHER DAY I GOT TO WITNESS MY ASIAN WAITER
RAGE QUIT AND THAT WAS AMAZING. BOSS, YES BOSS, HIS BOSS
WAS BEING LIKE BEING OPPRESSED LIKE WAY TOO HARD ON HIM
CALLING HIM SIMPLE AND WHATNOT. AND IN RESPONSE HE SAID “FUCK THIS, I’M A GODDAMN
THUG NIGGA.” ASIA, HE JUST WENT FOR IT.
BEST PART ABOUT IT THOUGH IS THAT WAS THE ONLY
BLACK DUDE IN THERE SO BEING THE ONLY RACE
OFFICER PRESENT EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY
LOOKS AT ME. LIKE UH, ‘SCUSE ME SIR HE SAID
THE WORD AREN’T YOU GONNA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. NO, NOT AT ALL
BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO SAY IT THAT’S WHEN YOU SAY I, BRO.
I CLAP, I CLAP FOR HIM. I FEEL LIKE HE DIDN’T EVEN MEAN
TO SAY IT, THE WORD JUST KINDA MANIFESTED ITSELF
BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE IT BELONGS. DEEP WITHIN THE BOSOM
OF LIBERATION, RIGHT.

41 Comments

  1. So if Trump frees the kids at the border, will he have the nigga pass?

    THAT MUST NOT HAPPEN. We either nuke Trump, the kids or both. I say Canada

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  3. Garrick's on comedy central!! ??! omg I'm so strangely proud (considering I've just watched him on buzzfeed for years)

  4. I need to hear so much more from this guy! Where’s the rest of this routine? It feels cut off way too fast

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