HILARIOUS Comedian Daliso Chaponda WINS GOLDEN BUZZER! | Britain’s Got Talent 2017

HILARIOUS Comedian Daliso Chaponda WINS GOLDEN BUZZER! | Britain’s Got Talent 2017


Hello Hello, how are you? You look happy. I am! I’m quite delighted… Hello!! And what’s your name? My name is Daliso. Daliso Chaponda. That’s an amazing name. It’s a Malawian name. Malawian. Yes, I’m from Malawi, but I live in Manchester. And why have you come on Britain’s Got Talent? I’ve come to make the people laugh! I am a comedian. Oh yes! I would love the winner of Britain’s Got Talent this year to be a comedian. Simon: Oh, no pressure(!) Amanda: No pressure(!) Who are you here with? So I’m here just alone. My brother, he wanted to come. He’s a doctor and he was like “Either I should save lives, or come with you…” [Audience laughs] Amanda: Were your parents disappointed that one of you is a comedian, and one of you is a doctor? They were absolutely horrified, because I was studying computer programming. So I had a future! [Audience laughs] And I just decided. No! Let me be a clown! [Audience laughs] So we shall see. Oh… darling. Good luck. Excellent! Well, I’m at that stage now where all my friends are getting married. Married people forget how horrible it is being single! They love to call me and complain about their couple-y problems! I always get “Oh, you’re so lucky, being single!” I get home my wife just starts nagging – nag, nag, nag… And I’m like “Hey, I have to nag myself!!” [Audience laughs] I get home and I’m like “And what time do I call this…!?” [Audience laughs] “Why don’t I ever do the dishes?!” Sometimes I think I don’t appreciate MYSELF [with sass]. [Audience laughs and applauds] I haven’t always been a comedian. I did some weird jobs. I used to clean houses! And I’ll admit I was tempted to steal. I didn’t steal because the Bible says “Thou shalt no steal” But nowhere does it say “Thou shalt not SWAP.” [Audience laughs and applauds] I took a stereo – left a Walkman. [Audience laughs] Took a Plasma Screen – left an Etch-a-Sketch. [Audience laughs] As I mentioned, I am from Africa. I moved here ten years ago. Immediately I moved here, I heard a LOT of British people talking about “The financial crisis! The recession!” I’m from Africa! What are you maniacs talking about!? [Audience laughs] You call that a crisis? If that’s a crisis, where’s Unicef? [Audience laughs] Where is Bono? [Audience laughs, Amanda laughs strongly] I have not seen one “Save the UK” concert. You can tell me it’s a financial crisis when there are planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window. [Audience laughs, Amanda laughs strongly] [Audience laughs] It will be a financial when there are ads on television, saying “This chav has to walk five miles a day [Audience laughs] To get a bottle of WKD Blue. [Audience laughs, Amanda laughs strongly] And one hundred percent, you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centres here. [Audience laughs] Can you imagine, some poor guy in Mumbai, calls his bank and ends up talking to a Brummy? [Audience laughs] Thank you so much, Birmingham. [Audience cheers and applauds.] Simon: Well done you. [Audience continues to cheer and applaud.] Amanda: Very good! Ant/Dec (who knows!?): Aw we like him a lot! / Other one: Yeah, he’s great! [Audience applauds and chants “Press the Gold”.] [Buzzer sound effect as Amanda hits gold buzzer. Audience cheers loudly in response.] Daliso: YAY! [Audience continues to clearly loudly.] Daliso: Thank you! [Audience continues to clearly loudly.]

100 Comments

  1. I really wanna know what his jokes about๐Ÿ˜…. someone please translate it for me. I even laugh without knowing what he is saying completely. I'm from Indonesia by the way

  2. this part 'thou must not steal but neither in the bible says thou shall not swap' ahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha that kills me there๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  3. i usually don't understand british comedian joke, but this guy is gold…lol

    like simon said, this show was make to find someone unique like him…

  4. India opening call center ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. make other people laugh more difficult than make people angry, everyone will replace angry to laugh only from an African? it's God's miracle

  6. Why not hindi subtitles ????
    Or do u think hindi people are smart enough than other languages like english Chinese ……..

    ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
    ๐Ÿ˜Š

  7. 3:07 to 3:27 …
    The one who don't know nothing about in India making jokes
    Many are laughing…
    This is ridicules …
    We are rich all the time
    White men stolen many things from us…
    Kohinoor belongs to us..small example
    Lot of Spice's stolen from our great India…
    Google CEO is Indian..
    We are with pure heart ..
    Don't dare to joke again on India
    Mr.Bleddy buger..
    ๐Ÿ˜ก
    Mera Bharat mahan
    Jai hind …
    I am proud to be an Indian

  8. I'm a West Indian American, so I didn't understand some of his references. But despite that, I thoroughly enjoyed his performance and laughed throughout it!! Charming and funny!! And that voice just adds to his charm! So happy for him! I'm sure his Mom and Dad are proud!

  9. My love for stand-up comedy has found a new star…I will laugh with him for as long as it takes…he is just next to David Charpelle as far as my taste for comedy is concerned. Congratulations from Papua New Guinea.

  10. He is BRILLIANT!!! I am from Argentina and I didnยดt get the joke when he says: "…this child has to walk 5 miles a day, to get a bottle of WKDBlue." What is WKDBlue?

  11. Indian guy calling a call center in Britain and taking to a Bami.. haha.. won't that be a treat.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  12. 7 65์„€ ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ๊ฐ€์Š˜๋ฅญ์ฆ์œผ๋กœ ์‘๊ธ‰์‹ค์— ์™”๋‹ค. ๊ธ‰์„ฑ ์‹ฌ๊ทผ๊ฒฝ์ƒ‰์ฆ์œผ๋กœ ๊ด€์ƒ๋™๋งฅ์Šคํ‹ดํŠธ ์‹œ์ˆŸ์œจ ์‹œํ–‰ํ•˜
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    ์ถ• ํฅ๊ณจ์—ฐ๊ณผ ์‹ฌ์ฒจ๋ถ€์—์„œ ๋ฒ”์ˆ˜์ถ•๊ธฐ ์žก์Œ์ด ๋“ค๋ ธ๋‹ค. ์‹ฌ์ดˆ์ŒํŒŒ ์‚ฌ์ง„์ด๋‹ค. ์ง„๋‹จ์€?

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    ์‹ฌ๊ทผ๊ฒฝ์ƒ‰ ์น˜๋ฃŒ ํ›„ ํ†ต์ฆ + ๋ฒ”์ˆ˜์ถ•๊ธฐ ์žก์Œ
    -) ์‹ฌ๊ทผ๊ฒฝ์ƒ ํ•ฉ๋ณ‘์ฆ์œผ๋กœ ์ƒ๊ธด ์‹ฌ์‹ค์ค‘๊ฒฉํŒŒ์—ด (์ผ์ข…์˜ VSD)
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  13. honestly i don't really understand with bristih joke and comedian, but this guy is something else…lmao

    like simon say: "we make this show to find people like you"

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