Are you tired of buying SMG for close range? Did you love the spas-12 in Modern Warfare
2? Do you want a gun that’s more bipolar than
Miley Cyrus? Then fear not! The Gold Nova is for you! Alright, so let’s learn some statistics
on the one-pump-chump: The Nova holds 8 rounds of Bipolar Buckshot
that can either snipe someone across the map, or do literally no damage at point blank range. [Look at this shit]
The nova is a pump action gun, so the rate of fire of it is quite slow. In Fact the rate of fire of it is much slower
than you pumping your meat every night. It has a high kill reward of $900 for every
kill you get, so it earns your money back faster than a jew playing the stock market. Now let’s move on to some gameplay tactics
of the Inconsistency Incarnate: If you think you can just run around and 1
shot people like in call of duty, you’re sadly mistaken. But this is Counter Strike where skill means
everything. This isn’t Modern Warfare 2 where you can
just run around with a Spas-12 and get a killstreak. Eh, well I mean sometimes you can… Now for some tactics for the ingame nova that
actually sucks: If you’re buying this gun, you’re most likely
under the rank of Gold Nova, so you probably can’t even tell the difference between a
save round and a buy round, but that’s okay, because we all start out somewhere! You should only buy it when the other team
is saving. So make sure you don’t buy it when it’s
round 8 and both teams have rifles *Buys it on buy round*
*sigh* Why do I even try to do these videos anymore if nobody listens. It’s a fucking shotgun. You just point and shoot it. How fucking hard can it be? You can’t even manage to save with your
own fucking team! How the fuck do you think you’re going to
kill that T with an AK47? Huh little Billy? You’ve been subscribed for months, you watched
all the videos, you managed to get yourself from Silver 1 to Gold nova, and now what? You can’t even save with your team! How do you even think you can begin to call
yourself “Master Guardian”? Why do I even make these videos anymore…why
do I even try? …I’m just kidding. Go out there and snipe that motherfucker right
between the eyes! That’s my boy! Besides being able to snipe people across
the map, it ironically seems to be useless at close range for some reason. But in real life, they actually are quite
effective…. “Actually that’s an over and under and
not technically a pump action shotgun like the Nova, and since I play video games I’m
clearly a weapon’s expert.” So that’s all there is to using the Gold
Nova. Tune in next time as I show you how to use
the “98 in 4” and remember: If you don’t buy it, you’ll clearly rank up out of Nova!


  1. To be fairly honest I didn't even acknowledged that the nova existed until I watched some of Mr. Sark's CS:GO vids.

  2. I wonder how the power of a cartridge relates to the tightness of the spread in a shotgun
    Would a more powerful cartridge cause a larger spread and a less powerful one create a tight one?

  3. Still will never forget the one time when I was an mg2 a few years back; round 1 on dust 2 ct side, running towards B site from ct, get shot in the head while crossing all the way from t spawn with a deagle and kills me. Fucking scared the shit out of me, was not expecting that.

  4. 2:44 dang, he’s playing a four-string but it sounds like a guitar, that’s a good bass player

  5. you fucking Anti-Semitic im from israel and you sound like a fucking geek who's got an dick in his ass and he fucking liked it so he became a fucking youtuber fuck you and Israel is the best country and the Arabs and you must die

  6. Can someone be so kind as to confirm what pistol he uses when he quotes “fucking inaccurate piece of shit” as i do when i come back from a resting period from the virtual game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and shoot an AK47 for the first time in a periodically long time?

  7. I'm gonna regret this comment, but, the only reason I reached MG was an R8 and a Nova XD, I bad, and I lucky

  8. axkually that's an over and-under and technically not a pump-action like nova and since i play video games i'm clearly a weapon expert

  9. No sé quién mierda le puso los subtítulos en español, pero quién lo hizo, si así escribe no me quiero imaginar cómo habla xd

  10. My first and only skin is a nova predator that i got from arms race
    Edit: ok nvm i got a 2nd skin which is worth 0.01€ more that that and its a scar 20 sand mesh

  11. gonna have to say that a mid round nova is a major upset in most dust 2 matches plus as u pointed out the godly sniping distance xd

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