Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity

Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LAST NIGHT WE WITNESSED HISTORY
AS BARACK OBAMA DELIVERED HIS STIRRING FAREWELL ADDRESS,
JOINING THE PANTHEON OF PRESIDENTS IN CELEBRATING NOT
ONLY WHAT THEY’VE DONE FOR AMERICA, BUT THEIR VISION OF
WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR OUR GREAT COUNTRY. IT WAS A TRULY MOVING
EXPERIENCE. AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY, LET’S
TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP FOR A SECOND. ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE, THERE’S A STORY AHU, IT CAME OUT IN THE LAST 24 HOURS. AND PARDON THE EXPRESSION, IT IS
JUICY. ( LAUGHTER )
LAST NIGHT– HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED– CNN REPORTED THAT
LAST FRIDAY INTELLIGENCE CHIEFS PRESENTED TRUMP WITH CLAIMS OF
RUSSIAN EFFORTS TO COMPROMISE HIM. I GOTTA SAY, THAT IS AN AWKWARD
FIRST MEETING WITH YOUR NEW BOSS. “HEY, LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING
TOGETHER. WATER COOLER’S DOWN THE HALL. WE HEARD THAT YOU’RE THE PUPPET
OF A HOSTILE FOREIGN GOVERNMENT. BARBARA VALIDATES PARKING ANY
TIME YOU NEED IT. ANY QUESTIONS?”
WE’RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG. IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT! INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS PREPARED
A TWO-PAGE SUMMARY OF ALLEGATIONS THAT RUSSIAN
OPERATIVES CLAIM TO HAVE COMPROMISING PERSONAL AND
FINANCIAL INFORMATION ABOUT MR. TRUMP. TRUMP RECEIVED THESE DOCUMENTS
AS PART OF HIS INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING, SO WE KNOW ONE THING
FOR SURE: HE DIDN’T READ THEM. ( LAUGHTER )
A LOT OF EFFORT, A LOT OF EFFORT. AND TRUMP IMMEDIATELY DENIED THE
REPORT, TWEETING, “INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES SHOULD NEVER HAVE
ALLOWED THIS FAKE NEWS TO LEAK INTO THE PUBLIC. ONE LAST SHOT AT ME. ARE WE LIVING IN NAZI GERMANY?”
SO TRUE. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! HE’S GOT– THAT IS SO TRUE. WE ALL REMEMBER HOW UNFAIR NAZI
GERMANY WAS TO THEIR CHARISMATIC LEADER. THOSE PEOPLE WERE ALWAYS GOING
“TALK TO THE HAND!” ( APPLAUSE )
SO RUDE. NO! NO! BUT TRUMP IS RIGHT IN THIS ONE
WAY: EVERYONE ADMITS THIS REPORT IS
UNVERIFIED. THIS MAN IS ABOUT TO BE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SO I’M NOT GOING TO VALIDATE
THAT REPORT BY SHARING THE MOST SALACIOUS DETAILS FROM IT, EVEN
THE DETAIL EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT. YOU MIGHT CALL IT THE NUMBER ONE
DETAIL. I THINK THIS IS JUST AN
UNFORTUNATE LEAK. ( APPLAUSE )
THAT’S MAKING A HUGE MESS. AND I KNOW I’M BEING A WET
BLANKET, BUT REPORTING ON THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF YELLOW
JOURNALISM. EVEN THOUGH JOKES ABOUT THIS
STORY ARE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, I WON’T DO IT. NOT TO SAY THE STORY DIDN’T MAKE
A HUGE SPLASH. IT DID. IT FLOODED TWITTER. WE’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS FACTS
TRICKLE IN. ( LAUGHTER )
WE HAVE OUR BEST RESEARCHER WORKING ON IT. SHE’S A REAL WHIZZ. AND ONE THING IS FOR SURE– THE
PRESIDENT-ELECT IS A GOLDWATER REPUBLICAN WHO
BELIEVES IN TRICKLE-DOWN. HE HAS THE RESPECT OF OUR
EMERGENCY SERVICE WORKERS WHO GAVE HIS PLANE A WATER SALUTE. TRUMP HAS EVEN DENIED
ALLEGATIONS LIKE THIS BEFORE IN THE STRONGEST OF TERMS.>>NO P.P.>>Stephen: SO NO, NO, I’M NOT
GOING TO MAKE ANY JOKES, NOT EVEN A WEE ONE. SO I’M CUTTING IT OFF NOW. I AM FINISHED. WAIT! A LITTLE MORE IS COMING OUT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. BUT AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF
LISTENING TO TRUMP MAKE UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS ABOUT
OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE, I DON’T THINK THIS MATTERS IF THIS
IS TRUE OR NOT, BECAUSE THE FACT IS, IT’S OUT THERE, AND THAT
MEANS, MR. TRUMP, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE. OKAY, THAT’S IT. WE’RE DONE. AND IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS
CRAZINESS TODAY, TRUMP HELD HIS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE IN 168
DAYS. FUN FACT: THE LAST TIME TRUMP
HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE, HE ASKED HIS FRIENDS TO HELP HIM
BY HACKING HILLARY CLINTON.>>I WILL TELL YOU THIS, RUSSIA,
IF YOU’RE LISTENING, I HOPE YOU’RE ABLE TO FIND THE 30,000
EMAILS THAT ARE MISSING.>>Stephen: THOSE WERE SIMPLER
TIMES. REMEMBER THAT? NO, NO, THOSE WERE LOVELY–
THOSE WERE SIMPLER TIMES WHEN WE THOUGHT RUSSIA TOOK ORDERS FROM
TRUMP. IT’S JUST– I MISS THEM. WHEN TRUMP TOOK TO THE PODIUM,
HE WAS QUICK TO ATTACK WHOEVER PRODUCED THE UNVERIFIED REPORT.>>IT WAS A GROUP OF OPPONENTS
WHO GOT TOGETHER, SICK PEOPLE, AND THEY MUTT THAT CRAP
TOGETHER.>>Stephen: SIR, NOT CRAP, BUT
CLOSE.>>Jon: OOOH! ( APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: AND TRUMP, OF COURSE, DEFENDED HIS
RELATIONSHIP WITH RUSSIA.>>IF PUTIN LIKES DONALD TRUMP,
I CONSIDER THAT AN ASSET, NOT A LIABILITY.>>Stephen: SIR, AT THIS POINT,
I THINK WE ALL CONSIDER YOU A RUSSIAN ASSET. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND– THAT’S GOOD, RIGHT? I THINK THAT’S GOOD. THAT’S POSITIVE. AND HE EXPLAINED JUST WHY HE
WANTS TO WORK WITH RUSSIA.>>RUSSIA CAN HELP US FIGHT
ISIS, WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, IS NUMBER ONE TRICKY.>>Stephen: “NUMBER ONE TRICKY,”
BY THE WAY, IS THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR WHAT THOSE WOMEN DID IN THAT
RUSSIAN HOTEL ROOM, ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY! IT’S ON THE ROOM SERVICE MENU:
“I’LL HAVE THE NUMBER ONE TRICKY AND A COBB SALAD, PLEASE. HOW LONG WILL THAT BE? WILL THAT BE A LONG TIME?”
BUT TRUMP QUICKLY MOVED BEYOND THE ALLEGATIONS TO REMIND US WHY
WE VOTED FOR HIM– BECAUSE HE’S A GREAT NEGOTIATOR.>>WE DON’T MAKE GOOD DEALS
ANYMORE.>>Stephen: YEAH, LIKE HOW WE
TRADED OBAMA FOR THE WORLD’S LOUDEST TROLL DOLL. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) TERRIBLE DEAL. TERRIBLE. THE PROBLEM WITH UNSUBSTANTIATED
RUMORS LIKE TRUMP BEING RUN BY THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT IS HOW DO
YOU POSSIBLY DISPEL THEM? AND HERE’S THE THING. I– I– I ONLY FEEL FOR DONALD
TRUMP A LITTLE BIT HERE BECAUSE HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF. AND I HAVE A SUGGESTIONS,
MR. TRUMP, OF HOW TO GET RID OF IT. JUST DO THE THING YOU HAVE NEVER
DONE, WHICH IS SAY ANYTHING PUTIN WOULDN’T LIKE, ALL RIGHT,
THAT WOULD PROVE THEY’RE NOT RUNNING YOU. BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER SAID
ANYTHING PUTIN DOESN’T LOVE. CRITICIZE THE INVASION OF
UKRAINE.( APPLAUSE )
CRITICIZE TAKING AWAY THE
CRIMEA. CRITICIZE HIM KILLING
JOURNALISTS. RAISE SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA. SAY PUTIN’S NIPPLES LOOK LIKE
PENCIL ERASERS. SAY ANYTHING, ANYTHING NEGATIVE
ABOUT HIM. I DARE YOU, BECAUSE I BET YOU
WON’T! , OF COURSE, TRUMP COULD
IMMEDIATELY CLEAR UP ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS BUSINESS
DEALINGS WITH RUSSIA IF HE JUST RELEASED HIS TAX RETURNS.>>I’M NOT RELEASING TAX RETURNS
BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, THEY’RE UNDER AUDIT.>>Stephen: SIR, I REALLY,
REALLY DON’T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE AUDIT ANYMORE. ONCE YOU GET THE LAUNCH CODES,
YOU CAN DO THE E-Z FORM. ALTHOUGH, I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
TO MEET THE I.R.S. AGENT WITH THE BALLS BIG ENOUGH TO AUDIT
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS, BUT HE
WOULDN’T EVEN NEED A DESK. HE COULD JUST REST THE FORMS ON
HIS SCROTUM.>>Jon: OH!>>Stephen: THEY’RE NOT GOING
TO AUDIT YOU. WHERE WAS I? WHAT I TALKING ABOUT? OH, BARACK OBAMA. RIGHT. LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT OBAMA GAVE
HIS FAREWELL ADDRESS TO THE NATION, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED
BY THE REPUBLICANS’ FAREWELL ADDRESS TO EVERYTHING HE DID. IT WAS A GRACIOUS SPEECH, AND
OBAMA REAFFIRMED HIS COMMITMENT TO THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF
POWER.>>I COMMITTED TO
PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP THAT MY ADMINISTRATION WOULD ENSURE THE
SMOOTHEST POSSIBLE TRANSITION, JUST AS PRESIDENT BUSH DID FOR
ME.>>Stephen: AND JUST AS
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL FOR VLADAMIR PUTIN. ABSOLUTELY SMOOTH. GREASE THE SKIDS. THE PRESIDENT REMINDED US OF HIS
MANY FOREIGN POLICY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.>>FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS,
I’VE WORKED TO PUT THE FIGHT AGAINST TERRORISM ON A FIRM
LEGAL FOOTING. THAT’S WHY WE’VE ENDED TORTURE,
WORKED TO CLOSE GITMO.>>Stephen: HOLD ON A SECOND. YOU’VE ACCOMPLISHED SOME
STUFF, BUT, “WORKED TO CLOSE GITMO?”
DOES HISTORY GIVE PARTIAL CREDIT? SORRY, YOU DON’T GET A PRIZE FOR
GOOD INTENTIONS. I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE NOBEL
PEACE PRIZE. A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER TO THE
VERY LAST, HE URGED PEOPLE TO GET INVOLVED.>>IF YOU’RE TIRED OF ARGUING
WITH STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET, TRY TALKING WITH ONE OF THEM IN
REAL LIFE.>>Stephen: YEAH! GET OFF THE INTERNET AND TALK TO
EVERYONE IN REAL LIFE.>>Jon: I LIKE THAT.>>Stephen: TALK TO PEOPLE IN
REAL– TALK TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE IT’S ONLY WAY THE
RUSSIANS CAN’T HEAR YOU. AND THAT WASN’T THE PRESIDENT’S
ONLY CALL TO ACTION.>>ALL OF US, REGARDLESS OF
PARTY, SHOULD BE THROWING OURSELVES–
>>Stephen: OFF OF A CLIFF AND INTO THE OCEAN? YOU GOT IT, CHIEF! IT’S BEEN AN HONOR. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I’M SORRY WAS– I’M SORRY, WAS THERE MORE OF THAT.>>–SHOULD BE THROWING
OURSELVES INTO THE TASK OF REBUILDING OUR DEMOCRATIC
INSTITUTIONS.>>Stephen: OOOO! THAT SOUND LIKE A LOT OF WORK. THAT’S GONNA TAKE FOREVER. CAN’T I JUST RETWEET A PETITION
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? OF COURSE, PRESIDENT OBAMA,
TOTAL CROWD PLEASER, HAD TO NAME-DROP THE MOST POPULAR
PERSON IN THE WORLD…>>MICHELLE, YOU MADE THE WHITE
HOUSE A PLACE THAT BELONGS TO EVERYBODY. AND A NEW GENERATION SETS ITS
SIGHTS HIGHER BECAUSE IT HAS YOU AS A ROLE MODEL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SO YOU HAVE MADE ME PROUD AND YOU HAVE MADE THE COUNTRY PROUD. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS )
♪ ♪ ♪
>>Stephen: I JUST WANT TO SAY TO MY WIFE, HONEY? WHAT HE SAID. I SHOULD’VE SAID IT FIRST. ALSO, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT
THE RECYCLING THIS MORNING. JIMMY, CAN WE SEE THAT LAST
MOMENT AGAIN. THIS YOU GO. HERE COME THE WATER WORKS… IS ANOTHER PHRASE YOU’RE NOT
GOING TO WANT TO HEAR IN THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION. ALLEGEDLY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. JUDE LAW IS HERE. STICK AROUND!

100 Comments

  1. I always thought it took a special kind of person to use such details to propagate more and more controversy and confusion in our country. The disregard for doing something truly ambitious to eliminate a few of these serious issues; To better protect the people of the united states. ANYONE can make fun of people, ANYONE! You are very quick to point out the short comings of a man who has a passion for reform, make fun of the actions taken. What have you really done Mr. Funny man? It seems you use the working of the system to make money for yourself just as the people you make fun of. They do more than tell jokes, anyone can poke fun. If you are as serious about helping our nation, you have some big changes to make. What is more important Mr. funny man? You making money or the welfare of our country? Honestly, I believe you to be nothing more than a self-important asshole with the belief that all you need is enough money to save YOURSELF. You are a real piece of work. Very, VERY special. Thank you.?

    When YOU INSULT OUR PRESIDENT, you insult us ALL! Fuck you Co-dik head.
    Any other country we would be watching you swing from your neck, or do the headless body flop. Have you ever seen that you piss hole of a human being?

  2. Here’s How Much The Clinton Campaign And DNC Paid For The Trump Dossier
    http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/01/heres-how-much-the-clinton-campaign-and-dnc-paid-for-the-trump-dossier/?print=1
    Posted By Chuck Ross On 6:59 PM 11/01/2017

    The Clinton campaign and Democratic National Committee paid just over $1 million for the infamous Trump dossier, the opposition research firm behind the salacious document said on Wednesday 1 November 2017.

    Fusion GPS, the Washington, D.C.-based firm, made the disclosures to the House Intelligence Committee last week, according to Reuters.

    Fusion, founded by three former Wall Street Journal reporters, also disclosed that of the $1.02 million it received from Democrats, the firm paid the author of the dossier, Christopher Steele, $168,000 for his work on the document.

    Steele, a former British intelligence officer, was hired by Fusion GPS last June. His 35-page dossier, chock full of allegations of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian government, has been used by the FBI as part of its investigation into Russian interference in the presidential election.

    The payments to Fusion GPS for the dossier were made by Perkins Coie, the law firm that represents the Clinton campaign and DNC. Perkins Coie partner Marc Elias, who served as general counsel for both entities, was the bagman for the project, The Washington Post reported last week.

    Perkins Coie acknowledged its role in the dossier last week, as the House Intelligence Committee ramped up pressure on Fusion GPS’s bank to release the firm’s bank records.

    Fusion was first hired to investigate Trump in Oct. 2015 by The Washington Free Beacon, a conservative website funded by billionaire megadonor Paul Singer. Singer was a vigorous critic of Trump. He backed Florida Sen. Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign.

    The Free Beacon, which disclosed its involvement with Fusion to the House panel on Friday, says that its research did not make its way into the dossier. The site asked Fusion to end its research of Trump in May 2016, just after the real estate mogul won the Indiana primaries.

    The Daily Caller was told by knowledgeable sources that The Free Beacon continued paying Fusion as part of other research until January, when BuzzFeed News published Steele’s dossier.

    Singer’s camp denied any involvement with Fusion over the summer, when asked by TheDC whether the billionaire had hired the firm to investigate Trump. An email sent to Singer was forwarded to his spokesman, who vehemently denied any connection to Fusion.

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  3. Given how Trump has been running our once-great nation since he was "elected," it's ironic how he used the term "Nazi Germany." Lord knows that's how it feels with him trying to exterminate those who cannot afford insurance. Eugenics anyone?

  4. Oh God! I didn't notice Barrack's daughter crying before!!! D'X Poor baby! We'll pull together sweetheart; this insanity will not be forever!

  5. OMFG, why does Trump keep doing his "by the way" phrases?? They clearly show he is a senile old fart. And why do his supporters don't get ashamed a little bit from them??… oh wait, now I remember, they are as stupid as he is.

  6. Report: Russia ‘Dossier’ Based on 10-Year-Old Wall Street Journal Articles
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/12/21/report-russia-dossier-based-10-year-old-wall-street-journal-articles/
    by Joel B. Pollak 21 Dec 2017

    Lee Smith of Tablet magazine has traced the origins of the Russia “dossier” — the Democrat-funded opposition research project that may have laid the foundations for the ongoing Russia investigation — to several Wall Street Journal articles that appeared in print a decade ago.

    Smith’s article, “Did President Obama Read the ‘Steele Dossier’ in the White House Last August?”, suggests that the information compiled by opposition research firm Fusion GPS, with funding from Hillary Clinton’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee, could have been repackaged as genuine U.S. government intelligence and presented to President Barack Obama on that basis as his administration began investigating Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. Smith recounts how the “dossier” likely prompted the surveillance and investigation of aides to Donald Trump by the Obama administration, and efforts to delegitimize the incoming administration.

    He notes:

    [I]f a sitting president used the instruments of state, including the intelligence community, to disseminate and legitimize a piece of paid opposition research in order to first obtain warrants to spy on the other party’s campaign, and then to de-legitimize the results of an election once the other party’s candidate won, we’re looking at a scandal that dwarfs Watergate—a story not about a bad man in the White House, but about the subversion of key security institutions that are charged with protecting core elements of our democratic process while operating largely in the shadows.

    But the real news in Smith’s well-researched article is that the information compiled by Fusion GPS in the dossier might have relied heavily on earlier reporting done by the firm’s founder about Russian lobbying in the U.S.

    Smith writes:

    A Tablet investigation using public sources to trace the evolution of the now-famous dossier suggests that central elements of the Russiagate scandal emerged not from the British ex-spy Christopher Steele’s top-secret “sources” in the Russian government—which are unlikely to exist separate from Russian government control—but from a series of stories that Fusion GPS co-founder Glenn Simpson and his wife Mary Jacoby co-wrote for The Wall Street Journal well before Fusion GPS existed, and Donald Trump was simply another loud-mouthed Manhattan real estate millionaire.

    Simpson and Jacoby co-wrote a Journal article in April 2007, “How Lobbyists Help Ex-Soviets Woo Washington.” In it, Smith notes, they identified Paul Manafort as a key player in introducing Russians to Beltway circles. They kept reporting on him over the years. When Manafort was hired to manage the Trump campaign, Simpson — by now running Fusion GPS — made him a focus of his research, and knew enough background information to build a plausible case.

    Smith points out that Fusion GPS had few sources within Russia. Nellie Ohr, who also worked with Fusion GPS and happened to be married to a senior official in Obama’s Department of Justice, had not lived in Russia for decades. on the Even former Christopher Steele, the former British spy who was hired to work on the dossier, probably had few good contacts. Simpson’s earlier Journal reporting was probably his best resource. And the CIA and FBI probably had few better sources: as Smith points out, their intelligence on Russia was terrible.

    So the entire Russia investigation may not be based on actual intelligence at all, but on reporting that is ten years out of date. Manafort’s enduring Russia ties certainly provided fodder for Special Counsel Robert Mueller, but the overall theory that Russia may have colluded with the Trump campaign is looking shoddier than ever.

    Joel B. Pollak is Senior Editor-at-Large at Breitbart News. He was named one of the “most influential” people in news media in 2016. He is the co-author of How Trump Won: The Inside Story of a Revolution, is available from Regnery. Follow him on Twitter at @joelpollak.

  7. I appreciate the direct approach Colbert( Seth, Kimmel, Samantha,Trevor..) takes on the Trump administration the news media lacks the aggressiveness required to effectively question, respond and interview the diversive lying technigue Trump & his flunkies use so confidently & in some cases effectively avoid revealing the truth & the fact that their ONLY initiative is to deceive Americans into not believing the only obective is to increase the wealth and status of the 1% – and everything and everybody else can go straight to hell!

  8. shouldnt let this fake news leak ? if its so fake dont you mean make up fake news not LEAK fake news , they leaked the real news but it angers you so you just call it fake and the sheep follow .

  9. Reuters Report: ‘Creepy’ Clintonista Cody Shearer Scouring Europe for Fabled Trump ‘Pee Pee’ Tape
    http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/02/12/report-creepy-clintonista-cody-shearer-scouring-europe-fabled-trump-pee-pee-tape/
    by Aaron Klein 12 Feb 2018

    Aaron Klein is Breitbart’s Jerusalem bureau chief and senior investigative reporter. He is a New York Times bestselling author and hosts the popular weekend talk radio program, “Aaron Klein Investigative Radio.” Follow him on Twitter @AaronKleinShow. Follow him on Facebook.

    Written with additional research by Joshua Klein

  10. The best year for the world…comedians….china..Russia……laughing crying but the worst for USA …. We will see it eventually.. May god help us……

  11. Every person with a pee fetish just got turned on by Stephen and imediately after lost the ability to enjoy it because of the thought of drumpf #makedonalddrumpfagain

  12. Thank you, The Late night Show with Stephen Colbert. I watch the show in the day time and it truly, somehow makes things in this trump bumpy time better.

  13. Obama- “Everyone should start talking to each other in real life”… everyone “agrees” but immediately goes to the comment section LOL 😂😂😂
    The internet is my GOD and yeee shall bow before it!!🤪

  14. How we traded Obama for the world's loudest TROLL doll. Ugh. So fkn true.
    Lord I miss a real man/woman for Prez!!!!

  15. this fuck has lowered the respect level of the oval so far its disgusting. America has 5 years left at best with this behavior.

  16. How hard up and how HUGE of a gold-digger does one have to be to actually want to view DJT naked EVERY night? Well Melania?

    Steve is a comedic genius, Donald an epic twit.

  17. Dumpf's hand movements are very much like that of Osama bin Laden. Like the gesture of constantly putting his right hand finger up as though he is the final authority and he is preaching.

  18. Let us just pack dumpf, his family, his republican party and his cult and send them to gitmo on a christian taliban terrorists charge. Throw away the key!

    Throw the garbage, the trash out of our house.

  19. well, technically, we didnt trade Obama for the world's loudest troll doll. Obama had already served two terms and was unable to run for a third time. we got the troll doll forced on us.

  20. Don trump why are you shutting down the RNC in five states ? If you didn't do anything wrong and have sooo much support ? Why worry ? Shouldn't matter who challenges ! How's the deficit tho ? Debt to income ratio like the trump org ? Bankrupt ! Obviously six bankruptcy thangs naturally ! Minneapolis said they aren't letting go trump into the rally until he pays up the bill he owes ! Pay your bills to Texas too ! That's a disgrace ! I like dat y'all share the same lawyers as the criminals ! Inspiring ! Don trump play like a champion today ! Go big or go home ! You beast ! Get off the internet and talk to everyone in real life without electricity ! That's exactly what I've been AMD want to do with my sunshine !

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