Kyle Lowry Loses It When the Raptors Trade DeMar | Game Of Zones S6E3

Kyle Lowry Loses It When the Raptors Trade DeMar | Game Of Zones S6E3


See, look here, DeMar Draymond’s on LeBron again… Yeah, it’s like a triple switch or something Exactly… What are you reading? We’re studying. House Warriors’ defensive tactics against King James It wasn’t their tactics. It was their talent. We have the talent. We just need smart strategy and for the gods to finally smile on us. Maybe they have DeMar! This is our chance! King James is gone from our path, but he is also gone from our excuses. If we fail to conquer the East this year… it could be the end for all of us. My lord, you have always believed in us We will reward your faith. I swear it I’m afraid faith is not enough Here we pay a Northern price for a blessing The gods demand a sacrifice Lord Ujiri, I pledge that I will do whatever it takes Yes. We’d give anything for The Six I know Forgive me Kyle! Wake up! Kyle! Kyle! Norman? What are you doing— It’s a trade. We’re making a trade. A trade? Why didn’t anyone tell me? Well…you know… you did trade for a horse once… and I think Lord Ujiri doesn’t include you Ugh! He’s so annoying! Excuse me. Excuse me! Get out of my way No…no…no… Kyle! Don’t let them do it I won’t This must be some sort of mistake— He was here for a long time, not a good time What? Where’s Lord Ujiri? It will all be over soon No! I demand to see Lord Ujiri! Where is Lord Ujiri??? My Lord…you can’t! You said you wouldn’t! Gods’ plan Drake, have you all gone mad? If we don’t make a trade, there will be no banners here. Oh, is that what they said at House Thunder when they traded away James Harden? Ah, man. That’s not the same! Silver Lord, bless this trade, for it is fair and for the good of the Realm! How could you do this to your most loyal knight? Not just him Also Jake—Jakob…Pole-tull… Po-ull-tull… Poyttle… Pelt-el… Him! Hello! All right, summon the Trade Raptor! Ah! Ah! Ahhh!! No! Noooo!!!! Bye, Jacob Poortle! It’s Jakob Poeltl Please. I’ll do whatever you ask. I’ll shoot more threes! Lord Ujiri! How could you do this? He’s my best friend! It’s OK. I’ll be your new best friend. Shush, Norman! Kyle…please Is there any other way? We tried. They didn’t want you. Please! Please! I’ll try on defense! I’ll shoot it from anywhere I’ll shoot it from behind half court No! No! No! No! Please! Please! Hi, DeMar! Oh, hi, Jakob Wait…WAIT. WAIT! I almost forgot We also owe them a first-round pick Ow. Oh, come on OK. We’re good. We should be good Trade Raptor, take these knights to their new house Wait. DeMar AND a pick? And Jake Puddle Argh, get off me! No! Please, come back! No! My friend… Well, whoever we’re getting back… he’d better be a bloody monster!

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  1. Goose bumps all over! If they had created this after the finals it would have been amazing. The fact that BR created this in early 2019 is absolutely epic.

  2. Theory Demar Derozan is the nba Jesus he sacrificed so that the league would be firgiven if it’s sins and the warriors lost the championship

  3. Dear Bleacher Report,

    Please make a special episode about this free agency period. It was truly the most wildly historic NBA event in recent memory. The people shouldn't wait until April to enjoy your comical interpretation of it. Please give us this gift!

    Sincerely,

    Faithful GOZ fan.

  4. I wanna see a direct continuation of this where House Raptor is depicted as the champions and Kawhi the monster is like Gozilla and just wrecking everyone and everything in his path.

  5. Epic storyline. Next year BR should do an episode where King of the North Kawhi monster actually invading LA next to King James court. It will be an epic battle for season finale.

  6. Kawhi, DeMar, Danny Green and Jakob Pöltel all left Toronto. This is weird to watch but I can't stop watching this.

  7. I’m not overreacting when I saw this may have been the best video made in the entire last year. Of anything. Like any entertainment.

    I’m so blown away about how great the Kawhi part was done. We don’t get to see the monster. Just hear him.

  8. I just love Kyle Lowry💖💖💖 this is the best GOZ episode ever….. the haunting, yet emotional tugging at my heart strings background music- makes everything 100x more & Kyle running in the snow after the trade monster b4 falling to his knees- so tearful😢😢😢

  9. I bet that you can't find a comment that isn't related to the trade or about Kawhi Leonard leading or being a bloody monster.

  10. Everybody here is after kawhi won the championship he has to much credit for winning golden state lost kd then he fell with an Achilles injury then klay went down with an acl it was so sad seeing curry do everything in his power to keep their series alive kawhi is not what people are saying him to be

  11. Raptors on DeMar: "He was here for a long time, not a good time."

    Raptors on Kawhi: "He was here for a good time, not a long time."

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