-White House Press Secretary
Sarah Huckabee Sanders hasn’t been holding
many press briefings lately. So we decided to hold one of
our own right here, right now. That’s right.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the “Late Night” press corps
are here in our studio and ready to go.
So without further ado, it’s time for the “Late Night”
White House press briefing. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Sarah! Yes, Sarah.
Sarah, over here. Sarah! Sarah, please.
Sarah! Yes, thank you. Seth Meyers,
“Late Night with Seth Meyers.” Secretary Sanders, when was the
last time you told the truth? -Nearly two years ago. [ Laughter ] -What will President Trump do
if Robert Mueller finds him to have broken the law? -Change the law. [ Light laughter ] -What’s the one thing that makes
the job of Press Secretary the most difficult? -Everything that
this President does. [ Laughter and applause ] -Secretary Sanders, I have
a question about you. Where the flip are you from? -From flipping Arkansas. [ Laughter ] -What’s the only way we’re going
to be able to get through the Trump presidency? -The legalization of
all drugs, anywhere. [ Cheers and applause ] -Dr. Ronny Jackson
put President Trump on a diet last year.
How is that going? -Lasted about a half hour. [ Laughter ] -What’s the most exciting part
of the President’s job? -Being a Russian spy. [ Laughter ] -What happens when the President
sees a door labelled “pull”? -President Trump
will continue to push. [ Laughter ] -What does this administration
do when they discover Russians attempting to hack
into our voting systems? -We encourage them. [ Light laughter ] -What does President Trump
call bras? -Support things. [ Laughter ] -What did Donald Trump say to
Putin after the 2016 election? -Thank you very much.
-Okay. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Change of topics.
Sports question. What did you think
of Michael Jordan’s famous step-back shot to defeat
the Utah Jazz in game six of the 1998 NBA finals? -He was traveling. [ Light laughter ] -When you’re looking
for Melania, where is the one place you know
for sure she isn’t? -Under President Trump. [ Audience ohs ] [ Cheers and applause ] -What does President Trump
currently have aimed at the cast of “The View?” -90% of the world’s
nuclear weapons. [ Laughter ] -How many U.S. States can
the President name off the top of his head? -So far, 18 states. [ Laughter ] -Why did you stop watching
HBO’s “Westworld”? -Virtually all Americans agree
that it makes no sense. [ Light laughter ] -Explain why we keep giving
Justin Bieber so many chances. -We’ve been very nice
to Canada for many years. And they have taken
advantage of that. -Yeah. They have.
They took advantage. [ Applause ] What did President Trump say
to talk Stormy Daniels into bed? -This will only last
a short amount of time. [ Laughter and applause ] -How do they get President Trump
to leave the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet? -Sometimes that’s
through voluntary removal, and sometimes that’s
through expedited removal. [ Laughter ] -Complete this phrase. “I pledge allegiance
to the flag –” Of the United States and Russia. -All right, looks like
we’re out of time. So on behalf of the rest of the
press corps, have a good night.