Parker Shatters His Season Goal | Gold Rush

Parker Shatters His Season Goal | Gold Rush


♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ HEY, JUNIOR. DEAN. HEY. HOW’S IT GOING?
-HOLY MACKEREL. Narrator:
WHILE TONY LOOKS TO THE FUTURE, PARKER IS RACING
TOWARDS A MONSTER FINISH. WITH ONLY SLUICIFER
RUNNING UNDER FOREMAN DEAN, HE’S JUST 294 OUNCES
SHORT OF HIS 6,000-OUNCE, $7.2 MILLION SEASON. WANT TO THROW IT ON THE SCALE
AND SEE HOW CLOSE WE GET? Dean:
LET’S DO IT. OH, DON’T DROP
THAT ONE. ALL RIGHT. HOLY [BLEEP].
THAT’S BIG. 50, 80, 130, 160, 300, 320, 340… HOLY [BLEEP]. 369. 3–
WHAT THE… 402. [ TAPPING BOWL ] 404.6.
-OOH. Narrator:
$485,000 WORTH OF GOLD, PARKER AND HIS CREW HAVE SMASHED
THEIR 6,000-OUNCE SEASON GOAL. GOOD JOB, DEAN-O.
THAT’S AWESOME, BUDDY. -YEP. GOOD JOB, MAN.
-THAT TOOK US OVER 6,000 BY QUITE A BIT.
-YEAH. Narrator: PARKER HAS
A MASSIVE $7.3 MILLION. 6,000 OUNCES. 6,110 OUNCES. -PERFECT.
-GOOD JOB, KIDDO. YOU PULLED IT OFF,
ALL YOU GUYS. WELL DONE, GUYS. GOOD JOB, DEAN.
-THANKS. LIKE, EVERYBODY
IS JUST KILLING IT. SO WE GONNA SHUT SLUICIFER
HOME AND JUST CALL IT QUITS? SHUT SLUICIFER HOME? [ STAMMERS ] DOUMITT.
DOUMITT. YOU’RE JUST ALWAYS SO EAGER
TO GET YOUR WORDS OUT. COME ON, I JUST TRY
TO GET CAUGHT UP. YOU’RE TURNING
INTO MY GRANDPA. [ LAUGHTER ] -THANK YOU.
-YOU KNOW, HE WAS GOING DEAF — THAT WAS ONE OF
THE BEST COMPLIMENTS I’VE HAD
IN A LONG TIME. [ BURPS ] SMARTEST THING
YOU SAID ALL DAY. [ MAN LAUGHS ]

42 Comments

  1. ROCK 🍻🍻🍻🍻
    ON PARKER AND YOU GUYS ✔✔✔
    LIKE LET'SKICK ASS TIME 👏👏 👏 I'M ALWAYS READY FOR A NEW ADVENTURE
    ☝🤓 AND I KNOW HOW TO MOVE MOUNTAINS

  2. I just can’t imagine the profit from these operations being that great, fuel costs and other expenses surely must cancel out a very large portion of the money.

  3. Good job Parker and all your crew, you are blessed with the best workers. I'm glad Rick is gone he was to much of a scatter brain like Todd

  4. Maybe he can't grow a great mustache but he sure can find the gold! Congratulations to you and your crew for a job well done!

  5. Dean, has show the world how to handle a bully boss, and come out so far on top I hope Parker dies the right thing and doubles his bonus. Parker was belittling dean during his first month, so much so that dean was sure his job and the way he pays his bills was in serious jeopardy. At that point dean could have worked his normal hours and began the new job search, or work double the hours and produce so much gold, Parker could t possibly bitch, I’m happy it worked out for dean, double his hours on his own and I say pay the man double, you ha e to reward spontaneous double shift work! I’m waiting fir you to fire your new out of the box guy.

  6. Funny how we measure everything in terms of cash. But in reality cash is worthless and we trade gold and actual valuable things for it.

  7. Those guys all deserve it. That whole crew busted there ads and God knows paid a buttload of royalties to Tony. Parker I believe u have hit top dog and for good my man. Ur grandpa would be proud

  8. Why do they have to pour the gold from one bowl to another. Just put the bowl on the scale. It’s usually the exact same kind of bowl every time. I guess maybe it’s just for dramatic effect.

  9. Parker hasn't shut down till after Fridays last episode I say he hit something good and ends up 7000 ozs won't find out till the final weigh inn show

  10. And the poor bastards at white water,happy with 3 ounces.They sike themselfs up to much.Hope they do hit it big at white water.But poor bastards are calling them self's millionaires before scratching the ticket.😟

  11. Expected nothing less. They did it last season with ease. So they gave themselves a challenge by starting one month later

  12. Here is a question. Was it just me.. or were they a little sketchy for this count.
    Meaning… How hard would it be to stow away jars of gold before counting for the camera.
    Keeping Tony's 25% after 6000 DOWN.
    Just how hard would it be. Gold has always made men do funny things. I would surely not want to hand over 25% after already paying millions at 15%.
    I'd be tempted to skim.

  13. Hearing/seeing a repeating/overuse of "actually", "obviously",
    "basically" and other words/phrases? Learn more about the conspiracy on
    facebook @ColePhoenixWolvesforHire. Allegedly.

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