– Welcome to This
is Not Happening. I’m your host Roy Wood Jr. Now, tonight’s episode it’s
not for the faint of heart. In fact, you might even
want to cover your ears. Because tonight, (groovy music) (shrieks) (laughs) – [All] Taint. Masturbate. Snail trail. Dutch oven. Blumpkin. Donkey punch. Tea bag. Hot Carl. Shocker. Golden Shower. Chocolate cha cha. Rusty trombone. Dirty Sanchez. Angry dragon. Pearl necklace. Alabama hot pocket. Filth. – [Roy] Yeah girl.