Steam Powered Giraffe: The Quest for the Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams Film (2012) [Full Film]


(dramatic drum music) (melodious flute music) – [Voiceover] Ho! This looks like an
excellent place to rest. – Well, we just narrowly
escaped the Cave of Ordeals and now we’re in the Field of Trepidation. (murmuring) Skrdjvurm, where are you going? – I’ll be right back, Salgexicon. I’ve got to go make a nature check. – I have to go too! – Oh, no no no, we’re
not doing this together. You go make your nature check
over there in that shrubbery. I’ll go make mine right
here on this treasure chest. – Ah. Treasure chest? – Treasure chest? – Eh, uh. Yeah. – Skrdjvurm, we’ve been
looking for a treasure chest this entire journey. – Salgexicon, do you think
this could be the fabled chest what holds the Eternal
Harp of Golden Dreams? – Ooh! – I’m not quite sure, Crolax. This could be it. Skrdjvurm, open that treasure chest. (grunts of exertion) – It won’t budge. It appears to be sealed. – I’m gonna try to blast the latch off. – [Skrdjvurm] Run! – Lightening course through my veins! Alakazap!
(crackling) Whoa! (crackle) It must have some sort
of magical ward on it. – Stand back! I’ll handle this. (grunt) (metallic clang) – [Skrdjvurm] Ooh, oh, ah. (resonant hum) Oh oh! – The Harp! (excited shouts and laughter) – The Harp. – Sir Michael, that is not the Harp. It’s, it’s some sort of, of rectangular device. – Wait! I know what I must do. (ethereal music) (static) (“Ju Ju Magic” by Steam Powered Giraffe) (air hisses) ♫ Ah ah ah ♫ Floatin’ down aimlessly ♫ Atop the swirlin’ tree ♫ Blue ribbons in the apple sky ♫ One thing is on my mind ♫ Runnin’ in circle dreams ♫ Nothin’ is as it seems ♫ Seesaw in the jungle gym ♫ Hey man are you listenin’ ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ah ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Yeah ♫ Jon you’re goin’ crazy
♫ Ah-ha-ha-ha ♫ Goin’ crazy goin’ crazy
♫ Ah-ha-ha ♫ Jon you’re goin’ crazy
♫ Ah-ha-ha-ha ♫ Goin’ crazy goin’ crazy
♫ Ah-ha-ha ♫ Livin’ moko jumbie ♫ Across a whirlin’ sea ♫ Red rubble in a golden hill ♫ Hey now have you had your fill ♫ Dancin’ comes naturally ♫ To those who let it be ♫ Jingle-jangle and a just give in ♫ Hey man are you listenin’ ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ah ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ah ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ah ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ah ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ Ju Ju Magic ♫ – People always ask us, “What is Steam Powered Giraffe?” (rattle) And I tell them, “Hey, get out of my house. “You’re not supposed to be here. “This isn’t your house. “This isn’t even my house. “What are we doing here? “I’m going. “That’s it.” (rattle) – What is Steam Powered Giraffe? (robotic giggling) I think a more important
question would be, what isn’t Steam Powered Giraffe? For instance, this sandwich, grilled cheese. Not Steam Powered Giraffe, is it? No? – Steam Powered Giraffe is
a group of singing musical automatons for which I,
The Spine, am a part of. – Back in 1896, Colonel Peter A. Walter I, or Pappy as I like to call him, (robotic laughter) started making robots, and one of those robots was a giant clockwork giraffe,
which he made for this pretty little googoo-eyed dame
that he had the sweets for. – You see this part of the
pie represents how much of the pie is for me. (chewing) And you see this little part here, this represents what’s for you. Now, if you don’t want that piece, I’ll have it. – When Colonel Walter,
or the Robot Grand Master as I like call him, initially
made us, he sent us to Africa, believe it or not, to ride the giant clockwork
giraffe into battle against giant clockwork elephants. – And that’s where babies come from. – After the war, we started
playing music in a robot band. And as you can see, well
it’s just gone swimmingly. Hello? Mick Jagger? Play at The Louvre with ya? (“Steam Man Band” by
Steam Powered Giraffe) (air hisses) ♫ We’re gonna start the show ♫ I’d like you all to know ♫ You need to cover your eyes ♫ Please please ♫ Count to 20 ♫ One is plenty ♫ Cue the curtains please, please ♫ Open your eyes see the robots singing ♫ I present to you the steam man band ♫ Especially constructed just for you ♫ (“Clockwork Vaudeville”
by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ When I was a young boy ♫ I went down to the county fair ♫ Brought myself a nickel ♫ Bought a pickle ♫ Had change to spare ♫ Thought I’d spend a cent or two ♫ To see what the robots could do ♫ There were wires all around ♫ Electrical sounds ♫ Steam from their exhausts ♫ Gears and coils all crisscrossed ♫ Ah ♫ Ah ♫ Ah ha ha ♫ Yeah ♫ Everybody’s goin’ to
the clockwork vaudeville ♫ Everybody wants to see the show ♫ People crowd the door and
scream and shout for more ♫ While music and song ♫ Fill the air ♫ Clockwork vaudeville
♫ Clockwork vaudeville ♫ Clockwork vaudeville
♫ Clockwork vaudeville ♫ A man came up to me after the show ♫ After the show ♫ He had a mustache ♫ And asked me if I’d like
to meet the robots up close ♫ The robots up close ♫ Not programmed to bite
♫ Well they greeted me ♫ And one shook my hand ♫ One shook my hand ♫ Absolutely cool
♫ And asked me if I’d like ♫ To join their robot band ♫ I said oh yeah ♫ Oh yeah ♫ Yeah ♫ Yeah ♫ Everybody’s going to
the clockwork vaudeville ♫ Everybody wants to see the show ♫ People clap and stomp their feet ♫ And join in with the robot beat ♫ While music and song fill the air ♫ Clockwork vaudeville
♫ Clockwork vaudeville ♫ Clockwork vaudeville
♫ Clockwork vaudeville ♫ When I was a young boy ♫ I went to the county fair ♫ (hissing and whirring) Where do we get our inspiration? – Oh, well let me get
out my list. (laughs) – Well, I’ve always
found inspiration from… – Broccoli, tuna. – Pelvis McWesley, Weewee
Top, The Ice Cream Shop Boys. – Santa Claus. You know when he fought the Balrog? Then he came back as
Santa Claus the White? – Parachute pants, break fluid,
moon shoes, secret clues. – You know he’s putting
in long hours at work every day, and crime fighting ain’t easy. He’s gotta protect his
secret identity so no one finds out who he really is. Me, I’m Santa Claus. – All those great instrumentalists, The Oboe Quintet Experience,
Carl Bootheels and Spoons, Washboard Joe and the
Clothesline Bass Band, uh, The Dinnerbelligans! – Quesadillas amorillas. – And if my marks weren’t
good enough he’d make me sit in the corner with a dunce hat. But the joke was on him. I would just pretend I
was a tyrannosaurus rex with a dunce cap. – And Milli Vanilli. – Love, it’s like stale
movie theater popcorn with an excess amount of butter flavoring. It’s like a freshly
plucked blonde unibrow. (giggling in background) How many of you folks at
home have ever been in love? Show of hands, show of hands. Oh, that’s depressing. – [The Spine] That’s dismal.
– [The Jon] Oh boy. – Say, do you guys remember
that time that I was in love? – [The Jon] Oh, no. – [The Spine] Sure don’t, Rabbit. – Those were good times, weren’t they? Her name was Jenny and
she was on sale at Sears. She was a toaster, by the way. Went up to 11. – No way. – [Rabbit] Ah, a good toaster. I could, I could toast like six
bagels if I wanted to. – [The Jon] Really? – But I never got the chance. Shoulda bought that warranty. Dropped her on the ground eight
minutes after I bought her. But in those eight minutes, I did manage to write a love song, because
I’m awesome like that. (“On Top of the Universe”
by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ I only saw her once ♫ But that was all you needed ♫ Oh yeah ♫ Now I know she’s what
I’ve been dreaming of ♫ And only she will do ♫ I haven’t slept for days ♫ He hasn’t slept for days ♫ Can’t focus on anything ♫ Oh no ♫ She’s always on my mind ♫ And God it’d be so kind ♫ If you could let me be ♫ For my entire life ♫ For his entire life ♫ I never knew what love was like ♫ Oh no ♫ But now I’ve felt its touch ♫ And it’s far too much ♫ For me to hold inside ♫ Look out ♫ Feels like I’m ♫ On top of the universe ♫ On a shootin’ star ♫ Life is so wonderful ♫ And everything is by far ♫ So spectacular ♫ Feel like I’ve never felt ♫ I’ve seen things I’ve never seen ♫ Being with her with make me happy ♫ And I’m falling in love ♫ But don’t catch him ♫ Few girls will offer you – What’s that, Rabbit? ♫ A love that feels like this ♫ Don’t ask for any more ♫ Just run and go with it – [The Spine] Let’s not. I need to tune my bass
in the middle of a song again, all right? – [Rabbit] Michael Reed,
take us star-borne. Woohoo! (random singing) – Rabbit, is that a steering
wheel you’ve got there? – Yeah, The Spine. This is a love boat. All aboard the SS Friendship. That’s the best kind
of ship you can be on. – Uh yeah, about that, Rabbit. We were talking backstage and all the guys think a starship would be way cooler. – Yeah, way cooler. – You have a point. Let’s go with starship instead. – Sweet. (Rabbit and The Jon laugh) – Pew pew pew! These are my lasers? Pew pew! Just work with me on this. Pew! (sputtering) Oh! Uh-oh! There goes Alderaan. Eh, Carrie Fisher didn’t
need that planet anyway. Hey, you guys want some
celebratory space burritos? – [The Jon] Ooh! All right. – Guacamole on all of ’em? Sam’s not interested. Okay. We’ll get four. Um, yeah, hello. I’ve got a question. Does a XenoBot fajita, does
that come with sour cream, or is that like extra? – [The Spine] Who is he talking to? – Do you guys want some sour cream on your burritos?
– [The Jon] Sure. – [The Spine] Who are
you talking to, Rabbit? – Whoa! Where where where did the drive-thru go? Where’d my steering wheel go? Where’d the spaceship go? Am I… – [The Jon] No Rabbit. – Am I going mad? – [The Jon] Settle down. – [The Spine] You must have
the space madness, Rabbit. – Ah ah I’ve heard about that. – Yeah, I just said it. – The Spine just said
it like two seconds ago. It must be true.
– [The Spine] Oh yes. – It must be. Don’t get the space madness, kids. – [The Jon] Here we go. ♫ Feels like I’m ♫ On top of the universe ♫ On that shootin’ star ♫ Life is so wonderful ♫ And everything is by far ♫ So spectacular ♫ On top of the universe ♫ On that shootin’ star ♫ Life is so wonderful ♫ And everything is by far ♫ So spectacular ♫ So spectacular ♫ (hissing and sputtering) (“Electric City Is In My Soul”
by Steam Powered Giraffe) (hissing and whirring) ♫ You came home last
night and seemed far away ♫ I could not believe ♫ That you were all right with everything ♫ Night is the key that
unravels everything ♫ When it all comes down ♫ And people tend to erupt ♫ Without a sound ♫ I know you don’t like how I feel ♫ But please try to remember ♫ It’s natural for a thing like me ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ I snuck outside once you fell asleep ♫ And I walked down the road ♫ To give my electronics ♫ An overload ♫ It’s easy to be angry at ♫ Something that you don’t understand ♫ And people tend to be stubborn ♫ With where they stand ♫ I know you don’t like how I feel ♫ But please try to remember ♫ It’s natural for a thing like me ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Soul ♫ Electricity ♫ Is in my ♫ Soul ♫ La la la la la ♫ La la la la la ♫ La ♫ La ♫ (hissing and sputtering) – [The Rabbit] And now,
it’s Storytaime Wif Rabbit” One day, The Jon challenged me to a paper, rock, scissors match. He thought he could win, but he was wrong. And then I was declared
Master of the Universe, and The Jon wasn’t. The moral of the story is don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Or, don’t carry all
your eggs in one basket. Or maybe it’s, if at
first you don’t succeed, stop being a loser. This has been Storytaime Wif Rabbit. (“Sound of Tomorrow” by
Steam Powered Giraffe) – One two three four! ♫ I’d like to fly across ♫ All of the world ♫ In a balloon ♫ I’d give my pair of socks ♫ To a clown who’s lost his ♫ On the moon ♫ Yeah yeah ♫ I don’t know much ’bout anything ♫ That you’d have me do ♫ I don’t care much about anything ♫ ‘Cept for the love ♫ In your heart – Here we go. ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ Tomorrow
♫ Tomorrow ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ Tomorrow
♫ Tomorrow ♫ I’d like to dance across ♫ All of the earth ♫ In the nude ♫ I’d give the chance I’ve got ♫ ‘N give all of my love ♫ To you ♫ I don’t know much ’bout anything ♫ That you’d have me do ♫ I don’t care much about anything ♫ ‘Cept for the love ♫ In your heart ♫ Here we go ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ Tomorrow
♫ Tomorrow ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ Tomorrow
♫ Tomorrow ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ Tomorrow
♫ Tomorrow ♫ Who am I, who am I ♫ But a sound of tomorrow ♫ (“Honeybee” by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ You didn’t have to look my way ♫ Your eyes still haunt me to this day ♫ But you did ♫ Yes, you did ♫ You didn’t have to say my name ♫ Ignite my circuits and start a flame ♫ But you did ♫ Oh, Turpentine erase me whole ♫ ‘Cause I don’t want
to live my life alone ♫ Well I was waiting for you all my life ♫ Oh
♫ Oh ♫ Oh
♫ Why ♫ Set me free ♫ My ♫ Honeybee ♫ Honeybee ♫ You didn’t have to smile at me ♫ Your grin’s the sweetest
that I’ve ever seen ♫ But you did ♫ Yes you did ♫ You didn’t have to offer your hand ♫ ‘Cause since I’ve kissed
it I am at your command ♫ But you did ♫ Oh, Turpentine erase me whole ♫ ‘Cause I don’t want
to live my life alone ♫ Well I was waiting for you all my life ♫ Oh
♫ Oh ♫ Oh
♫ Why ♫ Set me free ♫ My ♫ Honeybee ♫ Honeybee ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ ‘Twas nice to know you ♫ How I find myself without you ♫ That I’ll never know
♫ That I’ll never know ♫ I let myself go ♫ I let myself go ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ I’m rather crazy ♫ And I never thought I was crazy ♫ But what do I know
♫ But what do I know ♫ I let myself go ♫ I let myself go ♫ Honeybee ♫ Honeybee ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ ‘Twas nice to know you ♫ How I find myself without you ♫ That I’ll never know ♫ Honeybee ♫ I let myself go ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ I’m rather crazy ♫ And I never thought I was crazy ♫ But what do I know
♫ But what do I know ♫ I let myself go ♫ I let myself go ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ ‘Twas nice to know you ♫ How I find myself without you ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ I’m rather crazy ♫ And I never thought I was crazy ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ ‘Twas nice to know you ♫ How I find myself without you ♫ Hello, goodbye ♫ I’m rather crazy ♫ And I never thought I was crazy ♫ (soft waves) (upbeat music) (harsh buzz) – Hey, The Spine. – Yeah, Rabbit? – Do you remember when
cowboys were still cool? – No. – Ah, that was awesome. Heroes like Doc Laborday and Rex Marksley and Wyatt Burp reigned supreme. – I don’t know any of
those people, Rabbit. – They all wore drop holsters even though it wasn’t historically accurate. Ate tumbleweeds for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner. – Pretty sure they didn’t. – And rattlesnake egg for dessert. – Yeah, that didn’t happen either. – Well it would be epic and so cool to live back then, The Spine. – Well, we tend to romanticize
about the Wild Wild West, though it was a dark and
harsh time for many, I’m sure. – Well that’s why we romanticize about it. – Let’s romanticize about it once again. – (laughs) Hey, you guys
thinking what I’m thinking? – Rabbit, Jon, Mr. Reed, Sam, I think it’s time we saddle up. – Saddle up. (hiss) (rattle) This town is big enough for all of us. – It’s a showdown at the Awesome Corral and you’re all invited. – Gimme a whiskey, barkeep. Pretend this is whiskey. (gasp) – You all right, Rabbit? – Oh, it’s a burn. Why didn’t they warn me? – You all right? – Oh man. This sure is man country. – Are you sure you’re
ready for man country? – Yeah. – Well you don’t sound ready, but I’ll take your word for it. – I’m ready. – Grab our hats at the same
time, look really cool? – Oh yeah, grab our hats. – All right. – Sure, yeah. Gotta wait for the right moment though. – Oh, yes. (“Automatonic Electronic Harmonics”) (squeak) (spit) ♫ Ever since the first
time I opened my eyes ♫ I’ve awakened to the same thing ♫ Other automaton friends
roughly built like me ♫ The first time I
opened my mouth to speak ♫ Steam escaped to the air ♫ And black oil dripped from my lips ♫ And onto the ground ♫ Well daylight struck a chord ♫ With my photo-receptors ♫ Night greeted me with a sea of stars ♫ Our eyes all flashed blues and greens ♫ Through the night ♫ It’s just our ♫ Ah ♫ Automatonic ♫ Electronic ♫ Harmonics ♫ People are soaring, always exploring ♫ Higher than they’ve ever been before ♫ But we are still down here ♫ Feet on the ground near ♫ What will rise us up with the rest ♫ Our thoughts are
quixotic, stark and robotic ♫ Mechanical in nature all the time ♫ And pulses are firing in our head wiring ♫ Guiding all our actions and beings ♫ It’s just our ♫ Ah ♫ Automatonic ♫ Electronic ♫ Harmonics ♫ I am not an unimaginable thing ♫ My thoughts are tangible ♫ Though they’re made of springs ♫ I don’t have the heart to
send you untruthful words ♫ My skin is cold to the
touch and made from the earth ♫ They say oh, oh it’s so down ♫ But baby it’s sound ♫ Makes your worries cease to pound ♫ And oh, maybe it’s alright ♫ ‘Cause baby it fights ♫ For some time just to be held tight ♫ And oh, maybe it’s not wrong ♫ ‘Cause it sings a lovely song ♫ One that drifts on for so long ♫ And oh, baby let’s not lie ♫ Its eyes are alive ♫ And pointed up shining light to the sky ♫ It’s just our ♫ Ah ♫ Automatonic ♫ Electronic ♫ Harmonics ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Epic ♫ And so cool ♫ Ah ♫ Automatonic ♫ Electronic ♫ Harmonics ♫ Ah ♫ Automatonic ♫ Electronic ♫ Harmonics ♫ (hissing and sputtering) (static) (shouting) (“Out In the Rain” by
Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sun ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sunshine ♫ There is no place I’d rather be ♫ Don’t give me nothing in between ♫ Just give me sun drops in my eye ♫ And let the rainshine light the sky ♫ Sky ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sun ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sunshine ♫ Do you recall when you were young ♫ You never worried about the sun ♫ Now you know better so you say ♫ Just don’t let sunshine fade away ♫ Away ♫ People say don’t go out to play ♫ You might catch your death or a cold ♫ People say don’t go out today ♫ You might get wrinkly and old ♫ But if you don’t go out at all ♫ You’ll never feel the rain ♫ Fall ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sun ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sunshine ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the sun ♫ Out in the rain ♫ Out in the ♫ Sun ♫ (hissing and sputtering) – [The Rabbit] I remember
back when I was just a boy growing up in the eastern part of– – [The Spine] What are
you talking about, Rabbit? You were never a boy. – [The Rabbit] Well no,
but back then I was. – [The Spine] No, I mean you’re a robot. You can’t age. You were built as an adult, Rabbit. – [The Rabbit] Huh, well
I don’t know about that but check out how cool
my voice is right now. It’s all echo-y and stuff. – [The Spine] Yeah, that is pretty sweet. – [The Rabbit] You wanna give it a try? – [The Spine] Yeah,
sure I’ll give it a go. (clears throat) I remember back when I was… You’re a jerk, Rabbit. That’s it, I’m not doing this. – [The Rabbit] Aww, come on. It’s just a picture of you from the past. – [The Spine] No it isn’t. – [Rabbit] Back when you wore dresses. – [The Spine] I’m done. – Hey The Jon, you wanna
give your final thoughts? (The Jon laughs) Yeah, uh, thanks Jon. Say, how many of you like the ocean? Show of hands. It’s pretty wet, huh? Well how many of you like fishing? That’s right, nobody. Because fishing is boring. – I don’t know, Rabbit, it can
be relaxing with some people. – But how many of you like
fighting skeleton pirates on the back of killer whales? Ah! Well I know a guy who
does that for a living. – Oh, is it me? – No, it’s not you, Jon. – Oh. – You don’t have your sea
legs for such an endeavor. Gotta trade in those bee legs. – Ah, that was a pun. – That was a bun. It’s only the greatest
sailor that ever set sail, Captain Albert Alexander. You have no idea who he is, do you? Well let me explain. He’s kinda like if you took
The Hulk and The Spider Man and somehow mutated ’em
together into one entity. – Oh, well I love the Amazing
Incredible Spider-Hulk. – I didn’t know you could do that. – Yeah, it’s called a hybrid. – Well Captain Albert
Alexander would totally beat that guy in an arm wrestling match. Yeah! – Say what? – I’m just sayin’. – Say what? – I’m just sayin’. – Say what? (rattling and purring) (“Captain Albert Alexander”
by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ When he was a boy ♫ He wanted to play ♫ Down by the sea ♫ At age 13 ♫ Every day after school ♫ He would always sail ♫ Around the lake ♫ All the people would stand and stare ♫ As he sailed around
with precision and care ♫ With his bi-corner hat
and the way he would stand ♫ He looked just like a Navy man ♫ All the townsfolk would gather and say ♫ And sing away ♫ Captain Albert Alexander ♫ He’ll be a brave seafarer someday ♫ But that Captain Albert Alexander ♫ He’ll go down in the waves ♫ By age 24 ♫ He had left the shore ♫ And was sailing for the Queen ♫ On a dark starry night ♫ Albert woke to the sound ♫ Of his captain screaming
as he was drowned ♫ The Navy crew was taking a lick ♫ Pirates had invaded the ship ♫ But Albert with one aimed harpoon ♫ Ignited their rum with a spark and soon ♫ Flames drove the pirates away ♫ The Navy sang ♫ Captain Albert Alexander ♫ Saved his crew from pirate slaughter ♫ But that Captain Albert Alexander ♫ He’ll go down in the water ♫ Now everyone dance ♫ Dance ♫ Dance ♫ Oh ♫ La da-da da da ♫ La da-da da da ♫ 20 some odd years later ♫ On his ship The Sea Slater ♫ He sailed into a mass of blubber ♫ Gazing up to the sky ♫ Stood a large walrus ♫ That was 100 stories high ♫ It meant no harm ♫ The walrus was in a great deal of pain ♫ It suffered from a tusk with tooth decay ♫ Albert threw his anchor ’round its tusk ♫ With a little bit of
pulling it was out by dusk ♫ The walrus thanked Albert and sang ♫ As he sailed away ♫ Captain Albert Alexander ♫ Friend to sea urchin and me ♫ But that Captain Albert Alexander ♫ He’ll go down in the sea ♫ At a ripe old age
lightning struck from the sky ♫ And split Albert’s vessel in two ♫ 100 men fled for their lives ♫ On rafts across the ocean blue ♫ Albert stood at the stern of his ship ♫ A giant octopus had him in its grip ♫ A vortex of spiraling death below ripped ♫ And sharks and electric
eels all made the trip ♫ To see Albert ♫ Sink to the bottom of the sea ♫ Just before he went down ♫ He called out to his crew ♫ It’s obvious that my time has come ♫ I’ll let this ending ensue ♫ I’ve lived an exciting
nautical life it would seem ♫ And there’s no better end ♫ Than a death by the sea ♫ His crew sang ♫ Captain ♫ Albert Alexander ♫ He went down ♫ In the sea ♫ But that Captain ♫ Albert Alexander ♫ He’ll go down ♫ In history (sniffing) Aw, there there, Jon. Don’t cry. It’s just a story. – Huh? – A real story. ♫ That Captain Albert Alexander ♫ He went down ♫ In the sea ♫ (hissing and sputtering) I’ve got blisters. (murmuring) – Working with the other robots
has always been so great. (whirring and hissing) – Robot powers activate! One, two, three, awesome! (The Jon yells) – Some would say The Jon is like a shoe, but I wouldn’t. ‘Cause that’s just stupid. – It can be difficult
to work with The Jon, and it can be trying sometimes. He can be very… (gasp) – Oh Sam, it seems I’ve
dropped my sandwich. – Okay. This one? Here you go, Jon. (whir) Okay. – Thank you. – He needs to figure out
how best to interact. (thud) – Oh Sam? Sam, I’ve dropped my sandwich. There it is. – Yeah. This your, this it? (hiss) Okay. – [The Jon] Thank you. – [Sam] Okay. – The Jon hasn’t quite
grasped the concept of being normal. – Oops. Oh Sam, it seems I’ve
dropped my sandwich again. – Jon, that’s a shoe. – Ah, you’ve passed the first trial. Now I can ride you in the Kentucky Derby. – Uh, but I’m not a horse. – Ah. You’ve passed the second trial. (rattle) Rabbit is truly a kind and gentle robot. – I always thought that I was sort of the big brother of the band. Or was it more like great-uncle? Or half-aunt? Or stepsister? This interview’s over! (clatter) – Rabbit hasn’t quite
grasped the concept of being normal. – We’re always growing
and changing every day, making ourselves better for the future because we all have our shortcomings. – I have no shortcomings. Everyone says I’m great. – The Spine, what are
you still doing here? – Oh, I was just finishing
up this interview for these nice people. – Well, come on, we
don’t have time for that. We got a show to perform. – Well how we gonna get there? – Don’t worry, I’ve
got this horse that won the Kentucky Derby that we can ride. – Great. – Come on, let’s go. – One two three four.
(“Me And My Baby”) ♫ Is there such a thing as
too much of a good thing ♫ I ask myself that every day ♫ That is until the weekend comes ♫ And the sun has gone away to sleep ♫ Then there’s only one thing on my mind ♫ A good time ♫ That’s right ♫ Me and baby love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Yeah, me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ With the dancing and the singing ♫ Like the weekdays never happened ♫ I could be, I should be
dancing right now ’cause ♫ Me and my baby love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Yeah, me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ The talk of the town is
where we’re headed next ♫ ‘Cause everywhere we go is the best ♫ The very very best ♫ It doesn’t matter the company ♫ But we’re pretty good company ♫ For you to have around ♫ Around, around, around ♫ And me and my baby love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Yeah, me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ With the dancing and the singing ♫ Like the weekdays never happened ♫ I could be, I should be
dancing right now ’cause ♫ Me and my baby love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Yeah, me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Love love Saturday ♫ Here we go ♫ Baby ♫ We’re goin’ dancin’ tonight ♫ The dull-drum of the work
week gets me feeling down ♫ Misery and sorrow follow us around ♫ But when that music hits
and the band starts to play ♫ Please, you better get out of our way ♫ ‘Cause me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Yeah, me and my baby
love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Me and my baby love Saturday nights ♫ Saturday nights ♫ Saturday ♫ Me and my baby ♫ Love love Saturday ♫ (whirring and hissing) – What does the future hold
for Steam Powered Giraffe? (rattle) Well, after the humans fall
into an apocalyptic wasteland, the robots will inherit the earth, and we’ll all ride giant
cockroaches across the land, and all the remaining humans
will fight for the amusement of Tina Turner. Oh you, what, you meant
the immediate future? – Well, after President
Justin Bieber declares himself dictator of planet Earth
and starts breeding giant mutant cockroaches, then
puts Tina Turner in charge of the Thunderdome,
hopefully us robots will be able to tame those
cockroaches and ride them. Because let’s face it, that would be cool. And you know, maybe
we’ll be able to appear on some late night talk show, like Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. You know, if that’s still
around in the future. Hopefully not. – Oh, the future. I hadn’t really thought about it yet. (bubbles popping) (old-timey theatrical music) (plane engine) (mechanical grinding) – [Voiceover] Skeleton. (high-pitched screeching) (discord) (crackling) (bell chiming) – [Voiceover] Skeleton. (“Steam Man Band (Reprise)”
by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ Gather around ♫ Please pay attention ♫ I think they’d like to thank you ♫ For your time ♫ We’re coming to a close ♫ But problems have arose ♫ Apparently there’s parts of
me that stick around too long ♫ So lucky for the audience
they get another song ♫ And this one’s just for you ♫ Woo ♫ (whirring and hissing) – Thanks for watching our movie. Hey, you’re seated comfortably, got your bag of pork
rinds and/or sandwich. Great. I need you to sing along. This is a sing-along, this next song. Even if you’re in your
underwear, sing loud and proud. Now, if you don’t know the lyrics, just follow the bouncing pug head. It’ll show you the way. Now, don’t follow the red star. That will give you the wrong lyrics, and completely ignore the Chihuahua head. Just the pug, all right? Then we’re good to go. Without any further ado… Attune your ears to the grinding gears. (“Brass Goggles” by Steam Powered Giraffe) ♫ Come with me I’ll show
you how to be a metal man ♫ When the gears are turning
and the fires are burning ♫ When the world ticks around you ♫ Voices tocking all the time ♫ And you live for
sleep you’ve never slept ♫ Because you cannot sleep ♫ Colonel Walter was shocked
when he learned from the Nile ♫ Copper African elephants turning hostile ♫ So he built these
wonderful automaton blokes ♫ And a very big steam
powered giraffe what smokes ♫ Now the war is passed and over ♫ We’re left to sit and wonder ♫ What is life ♫ And what is real ♫ And why do living things need feelings ♫ Are you ready ♫ Here we go ♫ One, two, three ♫ How’d you like to try
pumping lead through your veins ♫ Or have a heart so wet
and cold it starts rusting ♫ When your brain ticks unstopping ♫ Voices tocking all the time ♫ You live for feelings you’ve never felt ♫ Because you cannot feel ♫ And what is this
leaking affecting my eye ♫ Does the oil that is
dripping mean this is a cry ♫ Will I ever be something
with feelings to hide ♫ Or am I just a boiler
with nothing inside ♫ I want all today ♫ Don’t want to hear you say ♫ You can’t do this, you can’t do that ♫ You’re not a living thing with feelings ♫ Here we go ♫ One, two, three ♫ Wind me up, turn the gears ♫ Brass goggles
♫ Wind me up ♫ Turn the gears ♫ Brass goggles
♫ Wind me up ♫ Turn the gears ♫ Brass goggles
♫ Wind me up ♫ Goggles, goggles
♫ Turn the gears ♫ Colonel Walter was shocked
when he learned from the Nile ♫ Copper African elephants turning hostile ♫ So he built these
wonderful automaton blokes ♫ And a very big steam
powered giraffe what smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ Brass goggles ♫ Goggles, goggles, goggles ♫ Brass goggles ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ A very big steam powered
giraffe that smokes ♫ (laughter) (hissing and rattling) (laughter and singing) – That was pretty good. – Well, that was quite
the adventure, team. I only have one question though. Who’s Jimmy Fallon? – Exactly. (metal rattling) ♫ Born in dragon’s blood ♫ Raised by a sorcerer,
he learned the magic ♫ Salgexicon ♫ A tear from his eye (singing) ♫ Teleported into safety ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Now he fights evil
with his best of dragons ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ They all have each other to the very end ♫ Adventurer roll call ♫ Skrdjvurm has a mustache ♫ It’s pretty much all
there is to know about him ♫ Rumbo the Ranger scouts ahead ♫ You’ll find the treasure soon ♫ There’s no doubt in his mind ♫ Ardus the Magnificent smashes things up ♫ He throws down his mace
and things explode to the sky ♫ Sir Michael who has a helmet ♫ But he doesn’t seem to wear it ♫ He just carries it around ♫ Then there’s Crolax who never smiles ♫ Except for that one time when they found ♫ The Eternal Harp of Golden Dreams ♫ But not really ♫ And of course there’s
the leader of this group ♫ Who needs no introduction ♫ His deeds of greatness and
compassion travel the land ♫ He’s known all around and everywhere ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Vanquishing evil wherever he goes ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Saving everybody from all the bad guys ♫ Salgexicon ♫ Salgexicon save me ♫ Save us ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Sorcerer of great ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ You’ll always be in my heart ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ His tears are magic,
always saves the day ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ A truer friend and
companion there never was ♫ Salgexicon, Salgexicon ♫ Salgexicon ♫ And friends ♫ ♫ Boys and girls young and old ♫ Gather round to see the show ♫ With a tip of my hat you will know ♫ The time is ripe so let’s go ♫ Our creativities ♫ Will flow into a magic sea ♫ We can dream anything we want to dream ♫ Our thoughts become a galaxy ♫ Uncle Ralphie’s Magical Musical ♫ Sideshow Spectacular ♫ Uncle Ralphie’s Magical Musical ♫ Sideshow Spectacular ♫ Uncle Ralphie’s Magical Musical ♫ Sideshow Spectacular ♫ Uncle Ralphie’s Magical Musical ♫ Sideshow Spectacular ♫

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