
– Rose and Al have been
dating for over a month and Al’s ready to make things
boots knockin’ official. But they can’t knock boots at
Al’s place, his sister’s home. Rose won’t let Al’s horny ass in, but he talks her into letting him come in, just a little, see how it feels. Rose doesn’t want her roomies to know she’s getting that work. Al promises he’ll be extra quiet and WILL NOT make any noises that sound like an orangutan on Adderall, slap boxing a trash bag full of yogurt. Rose wakes up the next
morning feeling gooooood. Dorothy says she must
have had some dreams, she woke up the whole house. Rose says it was a nightmare, not an inaccurate way to describe two olds slammin’ slippery uglies. Blanche says it sure is
funny how nightmares sound just like a wild boar
trying to eat fifty pounds of shredded chicken covered in jelly. Sophia says what up, then informs Rose there’s a man in her bed. – Rose got lucky! – Not so lucky, the man in your bed is dead. (people laughing) – Hilarious. Sophia was putting laundry
away, gave Al a what up, and got the cold shoulder, the VERY cold shoulder. He dead. Rose says he’s just shy, a claim refuted by everyone who heard his grunty
grunts mere hours ago. Dorothy tells Rose to check on her dude. Rose doesn’t want to wake him. Sophia says that ain’t gonna happen. Savage! Dorothy volunteers to
check on their stiff guest. But she needs a body buddy. Sophia says a little dead guy
in the morning ain’t no thing because Sophia is a real one. Aaaand yup. He dead. Dorothy wants to call the cops, but Rose is scared she’ll
catch a charge for vagicide. First things first, find Al’s sister Lucille in the phone book and tell her. But tell her what? The gals suggest he died “visiting”. just neglect to mention he
was on a sightseeing tour of Rose’s woman walls. Rose asks the Lucille in the phone book with Al’s last name if she
has a brother named Al. Uh, wrong number. Click. That wasn’t Al’s sister. That was Al’s WIFE. Al, you dirty dirty dog. Sophia says that’s what guys like Al get. Sophia don’t play. Dorothy tells Rose to do the right thing and tell this stranger
you banged her husband into an early grave. Rose tries to tell Mrs. Beatty about her ass assassination. But Lucille says lemme guess, Al humped ya, then Al dumped ya, and now you’re here to revenge tattle. No surprise, AL BEEN cheating. Al slept with the maid on their honeymoon. Secretaries, school teachers,
babysitters, neighbors. Al laid enough pipe in the
Southeastern United States to start his own oil company. Rose is flabbergasted
to learn of Al’s hoery but she’s not here for
the Body Count Podcast. Rose reveals Al died last night of what appears to be a heart attack or possibly a fatal case of empty balls, the doctors just don’t know yet. Miss Beatty says that’s impossible. Al was healthy as a horse. Health was one of his top
two horse-like attributes. Then things get very real. – I’m talking so it can’t be
true, you know what I mean? If I keep talking, it isn’t true. All I have to do is talk forever. Oh, God. This was the 15th episode of Golden Girls. The Golden Girls went hard as hell. Rose says it’s all her fault. This is not the first time she’s woken up next to six feet of morning wood. Her late husband also
died in bed from PCCCC, post-cheek clapping
cardiovascular collapse. Rose vows to never date again. So her sweet loving
won’t murk another gent. Lucille interrupts her
pouty party to remind Rose that her husband just died, cheating, with Rose. So maybe now’s not the best time to make this all about you
and your cursed vagina. The gals try to get Rose
to come square dancing. Maybe meet a nice man. Rose doesn’t want to kill again. Dorothy wonders if
she’ll be safe all alone. Sophia says if anyone breaks in, just sleep with the poor bastard. Sophia for three points from downtown. Count it, it’s good. Lucille swings by to tell
Rose the autopsy revealed Al’s arteries were crazy
clogged from his unhealthy diet. Apparently babysitters are
super high in cholesterol. And despite Rose’s concerns Al probably fucking– – Killed himself. – Lucille’s just glad he died
with a roof over his head, next to a caring person, doing what he loved, banging randoms. Rose has her first date
since Al but she is SPOOKED. Blanche tells her to take a deep breath, relax, and go do some ho shit because it’s the goddamn weekend and weekends are for ho shit. The gals want details. Rose says they fuuuucked… then Ernie DIED! Then the sheriff showed up and she told him men die
after sleeping with her. So the sheriff said prove it. Then they fuuuuuucked and then the SHERIFF died. Psych! She was just goofing about the deaths. She really did get busy
with a man named Ernie and also a sheriff but
it was a consensual party and everyone had a blast. Especially the guy who filmed it. So what did we learn today? If a man refuses to take
you back to his place for booty time, he’s
probably hiding a wife. And relationships are complicated. A woman can get cheated
on her entire marriage and still stand by and love
her dirty dog dead husband. And don’t blame yourself
if you wake up one morning and your partner in slime doesn’t. Even if it happens twice in your life, which admittedly is a bit odd. Because people die every day
and vagina curses aren’t real. You just gotta pick yourself up and go do ho shit on the weekends because weekends are for ho shit. See you next time on
A Very Special Episode.
Previously on A Very Special Episode: The 'Step by Step' when the hot teacher seduced J.T.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z2H05T_iaA
Lmao this was amazing! How he just says everything😂 “hoe shit” & “cursed vagina”
"Rose doesn't want to kill again."
hahaha
“Pcccc” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So fuckin' gross! This show makes me want to puke.
I don't know why this one disturbed me the most. Probably because the episode was trying to be funny.
This truly might be the best 1… & obv that's saying ALOT
"Then it got real." I'm really glad he didn't make a joke of that moment. That's why that show was so special.
"PCCCC = Post Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse" Lmfao, this show is magnificent!
This guy is the best. Hahahahaha
"This was the 15th episodd of the golden girls. The golden girls when harf as fuck." Truest shit
Empty balls Lmaoo
How the hell didn’t I find this series sooner, every episode is pure gold lol
"Weekends are for ho shit"
“weekends are for hoe-shit” 😂😂😂
Sofia says that ain't gonna happen.. SAVAGE 😂😂😂
Was anyone else when watching this episode laugh there ass off with all the twists
omg i this is like that south park episode
vagicide LOLOLOLO
2:37 "all I have to do is talk forever" God made you a woman so it shouldn't be hard.
That's some Killer Pussy!
Jumps into Volcano
"Laid enough pipe…" 😂😂
This nigga is too good at this !
wait did she ereally bang all those guys after?!
Maybe Rose has a toothed vagina
I wouldn't mind being banged to death by Betty White.
Weekends are for ho shit…
Sofia is Hardcore Sicilian
Weekends are for ho shit.. So happy today is friday hahaha
Vagina dentate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You seen young Betty white? She could've killed me then. Hell I'd still bone her because she's a comedy legend.
"Weekends are for hoe shit" is my new favorite phrase.
I've been saying this for years and always got strange looks from my friends, but Golden Girls was actually really funny.
vagicide???
Haha 6 feet of morning wood
Post-Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse is a very serious occurence. Please spread awareness to the elderly that if they're still feeling horny and got the heart condition of a walking corpse to not bang. It ain't gonna end well.
Slammin slippery uglies 🤢
Because weekends are for hoe shit.
… words of wisdom
Reminds me of the M*A*S*H episode where a general died in Margret's tent after they had sex.
I want a t shirt that says weekends are for ho shit
Rose doesn't want to kill again
Post clapping those cheeks lol
Sofia dont play
what did i just watch and why did i subscribe
Sofia Don't Play.
Weekends are for hoe shit✌🏻
Because weekends are for ho shit is my new bio
Watching this on a Friday night, decidedly not doing ho shit.
This was really funny!!
This is one of my favorite episodes of "The Golden Girls"
You need to do more Golden Girls episodes. You make them even funnier.
I remember 🙏🏻
You had me at sight seeing tour of Rose's woman walls.
PCCCC: Post Cheek Clapping Cardiovascular Collapse
YES! LMAO!
This is why I like older women.
"Empty balls…"
I'm dead now.
There gonna be a link up with Zack Fox or nah?
What did they do with the body ? Is he still there ?
Golden Girls wasn’t a sitcom it was a documentary.
“Maybe this is not about you and your cursed vagina” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rose is TRASH.
They don’t go to Al’s house because his “sister” was home, so it was better to go to Roses house where there were three other women.
He laid enough pipe he could start an oil company. This guy is amazingly blessed w amazing comedic timing
Two lessons from this episode:
1. Sophia is a G.
2. Weekends are for hoe shit.
Fatal case of empty balls…lmao.
SOPHIA IS GOING TO PLAYED BY WHICHEVER OLSEN TWIN DOESNT DIE IN THE REBOOT….
Al ain't shit
Weekends. Are. For Hoe Shit.
Actually wouldn't it be Penicide?
Weekends are for hoe shit lol 😂
Al is a thot and he bust it down tell the day he died.
You goddamn right weekends are for hoes shit
I've watched a bunch of these. They are all good. But this is your masterpiece.
“Rose DOESN’T want to kill again” but “weekends are for HO shit” 😂🤣
Nobody ever does ho shit with me 🙁
I thought that this only happened in the Robot Chicken parody “Golden Girls and the City”!
Has no one else ever wondered what Rose did in the bedroom to cause two men to have heart attacks? I’m kind of curious. Also, on an episode of Cheers there was a waitress who claimed she also killed her husband’s by having sex with them and that men would reguarly pass out when she slept with them.. what does one do, to make that happen?
2 things I learned from this
1. Sofia is a real one
2. and weekends are for hoe shit
Lol unlimited
Savage !
This is just the best
Or possibly a fatal case of empty balls
I wish I was a woman with a cursed vagina. I would be humping genocide style on all my enemies!
Way to go rose you go girl
Go do some hoe shit, coz it's the God dam weekend, and weekends are for hoe shit
😆😆😆😆
"The VERY cold shoulder. He dead."
Assassassassassin
We love Sofia
I haven’t been able to get past “an orangutan on Adderall slap boxing a trash bag full of yogurt” I’m dying 😵 💀 ⚰️
I never want this to end omg. Lmao
3:17 Sofia for three point downtown, count it, IT’S GOOD
“He was healthy as a horse, health was one of his top two horse like attributes!”
Underrated line
i cant help but hear Will Ferrell say this
What we learned? Weekends are for ho shit if you are a single old bitch
Weekends are are for hoe $#!+. Haha
Slamm’n slippery uglies
Orangutan on Adderall slapboxing a trash bag full of yogurt. Lmfao
What about when Rose took that AIDS test?!
Seriously, if there is one show that doesn't need this it is golden girls.
You have sex with someone and fall asleep and when you wake up, that person is dead. key laugh track because that situation isn’t traumatizing at all.
" Weekends are for hoe $**t "