[ESPN notification sound] Bro *coughs in pain* My chair bro? Why bro?
Don’t they have chairs in San Francisco? Arghhhh *sighs [ESPN notification sound] Bro Bro, where is my remote bro? Oh my God! What the… [ESPN notification sound] Bro Bro, where is my TV bro? What?!?! OH MY GOD! *car door opens *sighs Alright *car door shuts *car engine starts [listening to Lift Yourself by Kanye West]
Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty [ESPN notification sound] Bro Bro Where… Bruh… I can’t slow down! *panics*
I CAN’T SLOW DOWN! Where are my pedals bro? Where are the pedals bro? The break…the… I CANNOT SLOW DOWN! I can’t slow down bro, what?!?!?! Noooooooooooooo! Did they have to take
my pedals too? My freakin’ pedals bro?!?!?!?! SUBSCRIBE OR I WILL FIGHT YOU! YA THINK I’M PLAYIN’?!?!?! I’M PULLING UP IN YOUR DRIVEWAY RIGHT NOW! RIP you