The Original Gold Digger

The Original Gold Digger


♪♪>>[CRYING] >>AH, HELLO MY DEAR.>>OH! OH MY GOODNESS.>>AH, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?>>THE KING. HE SAYS THAT UNLESS I SPIN ALL THIS STRAW INTO GOLD HE WILL HAVE ME KILLED.>>OH MY. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT. YOU KNOW, I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP.>>OH, REALLY? THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. MY NAME IS SARAH, WHAT’S YOURS?>>RUMPLESTILTSKIN. OH SHOOT! AH DANG IT! I TOTALLY- AH! CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT. FETCH.>>WHAT’S WRONG?>>IT’S JUST THIS THING. SOMETIMES I MAKE DEALS WITH PEOPLE AND THEN THEY WANT TO BACK OUT OF IT LATER- I’M LIKE, THAT’S FINE IF YOU CAN GUESS ME NAME, BUT THEY NEVER DO BECAUSE IT’S CRAZY WEIRD. MY PARENTS WERE HIPPIES.>>I’M SORRY.>>IT’S FINE. I’LL JUST HAVE YOU GUESS MY SOCIAL OR SOMETHING.>>SO, CAN YOU HELP ME?>>YES, YES, BUT FOR A PRICE.>>I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.>>OH, EVEN YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD?>>DEAL!>>WHAT? NO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? NO ONE EVER AGREES TO THAT, IT’S JUST A MIND GAME. I’M NOT QUALIFIED TO BE A PARENT. I LIVE IN THE WOODS UNDER A LOG. IT’S NOT EVEN A GOOD LOG.>>WELL, TOO BAD! WE ALREADY SHOOK ON IT!>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU’RE HOLDING ME TO THIS?>>[SCOFFS] WHAT? BARTERING MY CHILD MAKES ME A BAD MOTHER? [SCOFFS] >>YES!>>WELL FINE, DEAL CANCELLED THEN.>>NO, NO, IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY REMEMBER? YOU HAVE TO GUESS MY NAME.>>OH, THAT’S RIGHT. IT WAS SOMETHING WEIRD.>>MHM.>>IS IT STEVE?>>WHAT? NO.>>I GIVE UP.>>ONE GUESS?>>YEAH.>>YOU’RE UNBORN CHILD IS ON THE LINE AND YOU GIVE UP AFTER ONE GUESS?>>SO, ARE YOU GOING TO SPIN ALL THIS STRAW INTO GOLD?>>AH! FINE. I GUESS I AM NO CHOICE. TO BE HONEST, IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE DONE THIS. IS THIS PLUG INTO AN OUTLET OR…. OH IT’S A MANUAL, OKAY. PRIMITIVE. ALL RIGHT. I GOT SOME STRAW HERE. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN. HERE WE GO. SPIN… AH, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.>>BUT YOU SAID- >>I KNOW WHAT I SAID. SOMETIMES I OVERESTIMATE MY TALENTS!>>WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT, DO YOU WANT THAT FIRST-BORN CHILD OR NOT?>>NO, I DON’T!>>BUT WE MADE A DEAL. WHERE’S YOUR INTEGRITY?>>MY INTEGRITY? YOU DON’T EXACTLY HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND HERE. YOU TRADED YOUR CHILD LIKE A BASEBALL CARD.>>[GROANS] WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.>>ALL RIGHT, FINE, LET ME THINK, YOU HARPY. THIS ISN’T EAST YOU KNOW. WE’RE TURNING STRAW INTO A FLIPPING METAL.>>HOW HARD CAN IT BE?>>HOW HARD- NOW, YOU’RE RIGHT. I JUST HAVE TO CHANGE THE ATOMIC STRUCTURE OF THE STRAW THROUGH NUCLEAR FUSION. JUST LET ME GET MY CENTRIFUGE.>>WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT OR ELSE I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MY SECOND CHILD TOO.>>I’M NOT A DAYCARE SERVICE! ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS? I’LL GO APPLY FOR A LOAN, COME BACK WITH THE GOLD; WE’LL SPREAD IT AROUND AND FEED THE STRAW TO A COW?>>FINE.>>[SIGHS] I’M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON MY LOG.>>THANK YOU RUMPLEBUTTSKIN.>>JUST CALL ME STEVE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. OH BOY. 18 YEARS OF THIS.

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  1. Completely different than what really happened. Her father told the King that his daughter could turn straw into gold so that he could improve his living conditions.

  2. This was kinda funny but i have no idea how i got here and was even disturb. I thought i was watching a video from the 50s lol. This is really weird though and i didn't laugh as much as others did…?

  3. @Arjun what is this show?

    this suddenly showed up on my feed while watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" ,Improv-a-Ganza, Mind Your Language etcetera

  4. Good Sketch. This is a great turn around for this reality we live in.

    Edit: oh whoops! It’s from 3 years earlier! Still good though!

  5. Guess my name?
    Is it Steve?
    What no? Ok i give up
    What just one guess? Yes
    Your unborn child is on the line and you give up in just one guess

  6. Good guy Rumble StiltSkin

    Now he performs stand-ups at night clubs to earn his wirshmaker's wish money…
    And some nights, he has to do more for his demanding clients, and they are not so generous… now call it a life…

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