The Silver Samurai Slashes into DEATH BATTLE!

The Silver Samurai Slashes into DEATH BATTLE!


Wiz: In feudal Japan a samurai wasn’t your typical bodyguard, he was trained in the art of war and would only serve the elite upper-class honor was the samurai’s currency. Boomstick: But for the Silver Samurai; Kenuichio Harada currency was just… Regular money. ‘Cause that shit’s useful. Wiz: Born into the Yashida clan, Harada was the son of a powerful, yakuza crime lord. Unfortunately he could never inherit his father’s empire for himself because he was born illegitimately. A bastard. Boomstick: Wow wait don’t need to throw insults around Wiz. Wiz: No the literall definition of Ba– Move on. Boomstick: Wiz’ judgement aside without a clear future Harada decided to.. Well… Become a samurai because why not? They’re pretty cool right? Wiz: Unfortunately The Way of the Samurai no longer had a place in the present. Harada knew that in a world full of absurd superpowers he would need to dedicate his life to the art in a way never seen before. Boomstick: He wouldn’t just be a samurai. He’d be… A Silver Samurai. Wiz: Yep. Boomstick: Well blinged out like exhibits rims he picked up on a few fighting styles. Not too many. Just Bajutsu the art of horseback. Bujutsu, military strategy. Iaijutsu, the sword faced quick draw. Tantojutsu, knife fightin’. Ninjutsu, bein’ sneaky. Kyujutsu, which is archery. And well Jujutsu and Karate Do. Which are both forms of unarmed combat. How many war jutsus do you think he can fit in his brain? I didn’t even know they were that many. Wiz: At least 1 more. Kenjutsu. The art of japanese swordfighting. After all what’s a samurai without a katana at his side. Boomstick: Dead that’s what. In order to keep livin’ he had to get really good with swingin’ that sword. Wiz: Luckily for Harada he soon learned he had one of those absurd superpowers for himself. Boomstick: Yep. He’s a mutant. Wiz: Now who’s being insensitive? Harada has the ability to gener ate a tachyon field, with it he can enhance his sword allowing it to slice through almost anything. Boomstick: Even GHOSTS! Wiz: In real life tachyonic fields are hypothetical particles with mass which travel faster than light. A definition which may explain how Harada’s cutting ability works. Boomstick: Techyon that sounds familiar? Wiz: It should. Remember you were playing around with my tachyon table saw? Boomstick: Ho ho yeah that’s right. That’s how I cut off your arm. Wiz: Mmhm I would be mad but robot arms are superior to real arms. Boomstick: You’re welcome again. Wiz: Thank you. Come back next week for the full DEATH BATTLE as Silver Samurai takes on the Shredder.

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  1. Rigby from Regular Show versus Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy would be an interesting death battle, or a DBX at the least

  2. Also there is another sword style, Bukido, the way of weapons, and that can deal with all types of weapons and I do that, I am mostly good with a katana and escrima, Nunchaku and Jo staffs

  3. Gumball Watersons mom vs johnny tests mom
    Both sons are the main star of the show
    Both dads are ether lazy or super weak
    And both moms are the one who saves there children each and every time
    DEATH BATTLES, MAKE I HAPPEN

  4. Hiccup and Toothless vs Hiro and Baymax (3D)
    Ant Man vs Atom (2D)
    Ruby Rose vs Maka Albarn (3D)

    Those are the top 3 death battles I want to see the most

  5. Swamp Thing (DC) vs Groot (Marvel)
    Captain Planet vs AAng (Avatar The Last Airbender)
    Delsin Rowe (Infamous Second Son) vs Korra (Legend of Korra)
    Ghost Rider (Marvel) vs Hellboy (Dark Horse Comics)
    Doctor Strange (Marvel) vs Doctor Fate (DC)
    Obito (Naruto) vs Trafalgar D. Water Law (One PIece)
    SandMan (Marvel) vs Crocodile (One Piece)
    Ben 10 Vs. Martian Manhunter (DC)
    Green Lantern (DC) vs Nova (DC)
    Danny Phantom vs Deadman (DC)
    Kim Possible (Disney) vs Juniper Lee (Cartoon Network)
    Static Shock (DC) vs Cole Mcgrath (Infamous)
    Blade (Marvel) vs Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs Simon Belmont (Castlevania)
    Josuke Higashikata (JoJo's BIzarre Adventure) vs Toki (Fist of the North Star)
    Joseph Joestar (JoJo's BIzarre Adventure) vs Django (Boktai)
    DIO (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Alucard (Hellsing)
    Yu Narukami (Persona) Vs Jotaro Kujo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    Raven (DC) vs Scarlet Witch (Marvel)
    Zatanna (DC) vs Nico Minoru (Marvel)
    Maka Albarn/Soul Eater (Soul Eater) vs Ginta Toramizu/Babbo (MAR)
    Tatsumi Oga/Beelzebub (Beelzebub) vs Kiyo Takamine/Zatch Bell (Zatch Bell)

  6. HI GUYS I LOVE DEATH BATTLE BUT I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU TWO CAN YOU DO GHOST RIDER VS ATOMIC SKULL FOR THE NEXT WEEK PLEASE IF YOU DO I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY. GOOD LUCK.

  7. I think green ranger vs white ranger would be amzizng lile a full out fight with zords as well can u imaging dragon vs white tiger zord and i think wiz and boomstick could really do this mach justice

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